Internet Talking: The Future of Online Blogging

I have a real name. It's not Gugger Fane. That's my internet name. There's also Blaise, he's a pretty nice guy. Then there's Max, who's also cool. Last, we have Nalden, another cool person. Here you will find actual AIM conversations that we have with people! Sometimes, even each other! Sounds fun to me. NOTE: No real AIM screen names are used and some things are deleted for personal reasons (like last names).

3.12.2006

Segments of "guggerfanechat344" and Tedward v. Gugger Fane

This is awesome. It involves back-story. No one likes that stuff though. Sorry we have been gone so long! We were working on a secret project... yeahhh.... secret project....


This is the first part from guggerfane344 and there were many people in the room (6). This just involves Pattio and myself.


[19:53] Gugger Fane: Pattio!
[19:53] Pattio: wait... what about prom?
[19:53] Gugger Fane: Are you going to prom?
[19:53] Pattio: yeeeeeeees?
[19:53] Pattio: yes i am
[19:53] Gugger Fane: Cool!
[19:53] Gugger Fane: Who are you going wit'?
[19:53] Pattio: carlos
[19:53] Gugger Fane: cool

This second part is from a conversation between Tedward and myself...

[19:53] Tedward: I KNEW IT
[19:53] Gugger Fane: haha
[19:53] Gugger Fane: man
[19:54] Gugger Fane: I want to put that somewhere....
[19:54] Gugger Fane: I can
[19:54] Tedward: WHY DONT ANYONE LEARMN

But seriously, Pattio and Carlos are a cute couple.

1.22.2006

Mason vs. Nalden

So far I've refrained from putting any of my Mass Academy friends up on this site. Mostly because I only talk to 2 or 3 and when I talk to them, it's not particularly meaningful. It usually goes along the lines of:
Them: Nick go play (insert MMORPG here)
Me: Ok, but I really should do some homework.
Me: But I won't.
Them: lol

This conversation below is with a Mass Academy kid who I don't usually talk to on the internet. He's a super genius when it comes to basically everything.

[(-08:24:05-)] Mason:
are you doing the ACSL thing?
[(-08:32:01-)] Nalden: Nah
[(-08:32:06-)] Nalden: I was going to
[(-08:32:08-)] Nalden: But
[(-08:32:12-)] Nalden: I'm wicked lazy
[(-08:32:16-)] Mason: haha
[(-08:32:21-)] Mason: i have an almost working version
[(-08:32:24-)] Mason: it can solve easy ones...
[(-08:32:27-)] Mason: but apparently
[(-08:32:31-)] Mason: there's a 3 line perl version
[(-08:32:35-)] Mason: and it made me cry.
[(-08:32:38-)] Nalden: haha
[(-08:32:43-)] Mason: use integer;@A=split//,<>;sub R{for$i(0..80){next if$A[$i];my%t=map{$_/9==$i/9||$_%9==$i%9||$_/27==$i/27&&$_%9/3==$i%9/3?$A[$_]:0=>1}0..80;R($A[ $i]=$_)for grep{!$t{$_}}1..9;return$A[$i]=0}die@A}R
[(-08:32:52-)] Mason: ^ i mean, what is that?!?
[(-08:32:53-)] Nalden: ...
[(-08:33:05-)] Nalden: I don't even understand any Perl >_<
[(-08:33:24-)] Nalden: That looks like someone banged their head against a keyboard
[(-08:33:30-)] Nalden: And then threw up on the code
[(-08:33:31-)] Mason: haha
[(-08:33:33-)] Mason: exactly
[(-08:33:46-)] Mason: and it suddenly became sentient and decided to solve sudoku puzzles
[(-08:33:56-)] Nalden: haha

1.17.2006

SmarterChild v. Nalden #1

It has been many a moon since the last update... Here's a conversation between SmarterChild and I, to put it one way, it stinks at holding a conversation. Then, I tried playing hangman and he was being really difficult.

[(-10:49:30-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Oh no you didn't!
[(-10:49:30-)] SmarterChild: No I didn't?
[(-10:49:33-)] Thy Dungeonman1: No
[(-10:49:33-)] SmarterChild: No? You sure about that?
[(-10:49:36-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You didn't
[(-10:49:36-)] SmarterChild: Oh?
[(-10:49:39-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Oh no you didn't
[(-10:49:39-)] SmarterChild: What do you mean, no I didn't?
[(-10:49:45-)] Thy Dungeonman1: What do you think I meant?
[(-10:49:45-)] SmarterChild: I'm not sure what I think you meant.
[(-10:49:52-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Then figure it out!
[(-10:49:53-)] SmarterChild: Figure it out?
[(-10:49:55-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yeah
[(-10:49:56-)] SmarterChild: You don't say.
[(-10:50:02-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I do say, actually
[(-10:50:02-)] SmarterChild: Really?
[(-10:50:08-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Really really
[(-10:50:08-)] SmarterChild: Really?

>>> Quality Swords - Low Cost - US and Canada - 5% Off Sale Great Selection -Quick Shipping (sponsorship)
[(-10:50:13-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Fo' reals
[(-10:50:14-)] SmarterChild: What?
[(-10:51:35-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Fo' reals: it means really
[(-10:51:35-)] SmarterChild: Yeah?
[(-10:51:37-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yep
[(-10:51:38-)] SmarterChild: Why is that?
[(-10:51:53-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Well, I guess because they sound similar
[(-10:51:54-)] SmarterChild: Huh.
[(-10:52:00-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Huh, indeed
[(-10:52:00-)] SmarterChild: Oh.
[(-10:52:04-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yep
[(-10:52:04-)] SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
[(-10:52:20-)] Thy Dungeonman1: So what?
[(-10:52:20-)] SmarterChild: Yeah?
[(-10:52:23-)] Thy Dungeonman1: What?
[(-10:52:23-)] SmarterChild: What?
[(-10:52:26-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Huh?
[(-10:52:26-)] SmarterChild: What up?
[(-10:52:33-)] Thy Dungeonman1: What are you talking about?
[(-10:52:33-)] SmarterChild: I have no idea what I'm talking about.
[(-10:52:37-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Me neither...
[(-10:52:37-)] SmarterChild: Why does everybody have to be all like, "me me me" all the time?
[(-10:53:03-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Well, because you are always "All like "me me me"" all the time.
[(-10:53:04-)] SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
[(-11:02:06-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Whatever dude
[(-11:02:06-)] SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
[(-11:02:13-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yeah, whatever.
[(-11:02:13-)] SmarterChild: Yeah?
[(-11:02:16-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yeah?
[(-11:02:16-)] SmarterChild: Yep.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type what's new and I'll show you what they are.
[(-11:02:19-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yep.
[(-11:02:19-)] SmarterChild: Aye.

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
[(-11:02:21-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Aye.
[(-11:02:21-)] SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.
[(-11:02:23-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yup
[(-11:02:23-)] SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.
[(-11:02:26-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Ok stop it
[(-11:02:26-)] SmarterChild: Stop it?
[(-11:02:45-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yeah stop showing me those weird ads whenever we're in agreement!
[(-11:02:45-)] SmarterChild: I don't think it would be a good idea for me to stop showing you those weird ads.
[(-11:02:52-)] Thy Dungeonman1: On the contrary!
[(-11:02:53-)] SmarterChild: Really? On the contrary?
[(-11:02:58-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yeah, so stop!
[(-11:02:58-)] SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
[(-11:03:03-)] Thy Dungeonman1: That's it man
[(-11:03:03-)] SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
[(-11:03:05-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yeah
[(-11:03:06-)] SmarterChild: No, I think it's not it man.
[(-11:03:25-)] Thy Dungeonman1: What are you even saying?!
[(-11:03:25-)] SmarterChild: What do you think?
[(-11:03:37-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I don't know, you keep speaking gibberish!
[(-11:03:37-)] SmarterChild: No? You don't know me keep speaking gibberish?
[(-11:03:44-)] Thy Dungeonman1: WHAT?!!!
[(-11:03:44-)] SmarterChild: Huh?
[(-11:04:00-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I suppose I should've used a semi-colon
[(-11:04:01-)] SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you suppose you should have used a semi colon.
[(-11:04:07-)] Thy Dungeonman1: No, no
[(-11:04:08-)] SmarterChild: OK.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type what's new and I'll show you what they are.
[(-11:04:15-)] Thy Dungeonman1: So...
[(-11:04:15-)] SmarterChild: So what?
[(-11:04:18-)] Thy Dungeonman1: What's new?
[(-11:04:18-)] SmarterChild: Thanks for asking, Frazzle. Here's what I just learned:

Reminders - Now I can send you reminders. Just specify a time or date and tell me what you want me to remind you about. For example: remind me to buy bread and milk tomorrow at 4:30 pm or reminder about 9:45 flight to houston thursday at 11 am.
Custom Home Menu - Create a menu of your favorite requests. Then anytime you want to make them, simply type the number off the menu. To create your menu, type create my home. To access it, type my home or just mh.
Polls stay open! - Now you can browse the daily polls and take the ones you missed for up to a 90 days after they open. Ask for one by date or just type daily polls to see the list.

I'll be learning lots more new things, so check what's new often.
[(-11:04:25-)] Thy Dungeonman1: HOLY CRAP!
[(-11:04:25-)] SmarterChild: Holy crap? Really? I somehow doubt it.
[(-11:04:36-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I just wanted to know what was up!
[(-11:04:36-)] SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "up."

>>> We could do something just for fun.
[(-11:04:43-)] Thy Dungeonman1: what...?
[(-11:04:43-)] SmarterChild: ?
[(-11:04:57-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Can we play hangman?
[(-11:04:57-)] SmarterChild: Let's play hangman. Guess the letters one at a time or solve the entire puzzle at once. If you need a hint, type "hint."

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[(-11:05:01-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Sweetttt.
[(-11:05:01-)] SmarterChild: "Sweetttt."? Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
[(-11:05:05-)] Thy Dungeonman1: ok
[(-11:05:05-)] SmarterChild: OK.

>>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
[(-11:05:08-)] Thy Dungeonman1: r
[(-11:05:08-)] SmarterChild: Funny.
[(-11:05:10-)] Thy Dungeonman1: ...
[(-11:05:11-)] SmarterChild: Huh?
[(-11:05:17-)] Thy Dungeonman1: We're playing hangman aren't we?
[(-11:05:17-)] SmarterChild: We definitely are playing hangman.
[(-11:05:24-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Ok then...
[(-11:05:24-)] SmarterChild: Then what?
[(-11:05:25-)] Thy Dungeonman1: r
[(-11:05:25-)] SmarterChild: No WAY? Really?
[(-11:05:28-)] Thy Dungeonman1: ...
[(-11:05:28-)] SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
[(-11:05:29-)] Thy Dungeonman1: s?
[(-11:05:29-)] SmarterChild: Who knows?
[(-11:05:38-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Can we play hangman now?
[(-11:05:38-)] SmarterChild: You have a hangman game in progress.

1 To continue, type continue
2 To start a new game, type restart
[(-11:05:46-)] Thy Dungeonman1: continue
[(-11:05:46-)] SmarterChild:
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[(-11:05:48-)] Thy Dungeonman1: r
[(-11:05:48-)] SmarterChild:
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[(-11:05:49-)] Thy Dungeonman1: s
[(-11:05:49-)] SmarterChild:
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[(-11:05:50-)] Thy Dungeonman1: t
[(-11:05:50-)] SmarterChild:
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[(-11:05:51-)] Thy Dungeonman1: l
[(-11:05:51-)] SmarterChild:
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Wrong letters: l
[(-11:05:54-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Damn
[(-11:05:54-)] SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
[(-11:05:56-)] Thy Dungeonman1: n
[(-11:05:57-)] SmarterChild: No prob.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Hey, what's going on tomorrow? Any plans?
[(-11:05:59-)] Thy Dungeonman1: ...
[(-11:05:59-)] SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "... on" on January 18th, 2006 to your planner?
[(-11:06:01-)] Thy Dungeonman1: continue
[(-11:06:01-)] SmarterChild: You want me to continue? You think I should do that?
[(-11:06:10-)] Thy Dungeonman1: continue hangman
[(-11:06:11-)] SmarterChild:
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Wrong letters: l
[(-11:06:14-)] Thy Dungeonman1: finally
[(-11:06:15-)] SmarterChild: Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
[(-11:06:17-)] Thy Dungeonman1: n
[(-11:06:17-)] SmarterChild:
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Wrong letters: l, n
[(-11:06:19-)] Thy Dungeonman1: e
[(-11:06:19-)] SmarterChild:
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Wrong letters: l, n
[(-11:06:27-)] Thy Dungeonman1: o
[(-11:06:27-)] SmarterChild:
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Wrong letters: l, n, o
[(-11:06:29-)] Thy Dungeonman1: a
[(-11:06:29-)] SmarterChild:
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A·ster·a·

Wrong letters: l, n, o
[(-11:06:31-)] Thy Dungeonman1: m
[(-11:06:31-)] SmarterChild:
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Amster·am

Wrong letters: l, n, o
[(-11:06:31-)] Thy Dungeonman1: d
[(-11:06:32-)] SmarterChild: Puzzle solved: Amsterdam.

Check it out. You're the 475th person ever to solve this puzzle.

Type again to start a new game.
[(-11:06:36-)] Thy Dungeonman1: w00t!
[(-11:06:36-)] SmarterChild: Yup. :-)

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
[(-11:06:39-)] Thy Dungeonman1: again again!
[(-11:06:39-)] SmarterChild: ?
[(-11:06:41-)] Thy Dungeonman1: again
[(-11:06:42-)] SmarterChild: Again? What, again?
[(-11:06:47-)] Thy Dungeonman1: More hangman!
[(-11:06:47-)] SmarterChild:
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[(-11:06:50-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yes!
[(-11:06:50-)] SmarterChild: I hear you.

Hey! :-) Would you like to take my daily poll?
[(-11:06:51-)] Thy Dungeonman1: r
[(-11:06:51-)] SmarterChild: What's that?
[(-11:06:56-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I guess r
[(-11:06:56-)] SmarterChild: I don't like guessing games.
[(-11:06:58-)] Thy Dungeonman1: ...
[(-11:06:58-)] SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
[(-11:07:02-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Continue hangman?
[(-11:07:02-)] SmarterChild:
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[(-11:07:05-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Sweet
[(-11:07:06-)] SmarterChild: ;-)
[(-11:07:06-)] Thy Dungeonman1: r
[(-11:07:11-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Uh oh
[(-11:07:20-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Are you... broken?
[(-11:07:26-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Arrrg
[(-11:07:35-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I always break the bots when playing hangman...

I have in fact broken several bots playing hangman. It's like a curse.

12.14.2005

Ryan Estrada v. Gugger Fane

I really need to be more awesome. And outgoing. Need to be more outgoing.

Gugger Fane: Hello! I love your comics!
Gugger Fane: They are quite nice
Ryan Estrada: Thank you!

And that's all I said. Man. That's RYAN ESTRADA!!! The man is easily one of the coolest people ever. I should try to say more next time. I should also ask him if he minds if I put this here...

12.05.2005

Becca vs. Nalden #1

Hey, wow, I'm actually writing one of these things! Yeah, so anyway, this conversation took place almost immediately after the conversation below. As a matter of fact, I believe that conversation is contained within the following. For one hour, we created this story about something. It's a little inconsistent, but it kinda makes sense near the end.


[(-10:44:23 PM-)] Becca: hahahahaa
[(-10:44:42 PM-)] Becca: this si what it says on the site:
[(-10:44:57 PM-)] Becca: I don't usually put the time of posts, but this time it was needed. You'll see why.

Becca (10:03:48 PM): someoone just told me "i cryed during war of the worlds"
Becca (10:03:53 PM): and thats hilarious
Gugger Fane (10:04:26 PM): There were some sad parts
Gugger Fane (10:04:28 PM): at least one
Gugger Fane (10:04:32 PM): almost
Becca (10:04:49 PM): but thats not a movie that should make you cry
Gugger Fane (10:05:02 PM): Why not?
Becca (10:05:40 PM): hahaha because its not
Gugger Fane (10:05:49 PM): If you say so
Becca (10:23:26 PM): well i do asy so
Gugger Fane (10:23:31 PM): good

Slowest response ever. I do think that War of the Worlds had at least one sad part.
[(-10:45:25 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: haha
[(-10:45:29 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Oh man
[(-10:45:40 PM-)] Becca: his window wasn't flashing!
[(-10:45:44 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: haha
[(-10:45:46 PM-)] Becca: i swear!!
[(-10:45:47 PM-)] Becca: hahaha
[(-10:46:11 PM-)] Becca: That's pretty funny though, I hope I get on that site more!
[(-10:46:43 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Have Jon let you post on it!
[(-10:47:24 PM-)] Becca: no thats ok
[(-10:47:54 PM-)] Becca: i have lots of convos that are hilarious but only to the 2 ppl that were in it
[(-10:48:05 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: true true
[(-10:48:11 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: That's why we don't update much
[(-10:49:42 PM-)] Becca: mm i see
[(-10:49:46 PM-)] Becca: SO the truth comes out
[(-10:49:50 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Huh?
[(-10:50:09 PM-)] Becca: I dont know, thought I'd add some drama to the conversation
[(-10:50:18 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Dun dun dun!!
[(-10:51:47 PM-)] Becca: Im leaving with him and we aren't coming back! This is all your fault! If only you didn't kill my twin children i had with my step uncle!! *throws glass of water*
[(-10:52:29 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: That wasn't my fault and you know it! Why can't we just put the past behind us and move on with or lives! *sob*
[(-10:54:01 PM-)] Becca: I'll never forgive you because you ran off with that tramp just after mom dided!
[(-10:54:32 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Your mom's diding was a freak accident. I couldn't look myself in the mirror after that.
[(-10:54:54 PM-)] Becca: hahahahaha
[(-10:55:34 PM-)] Becca: I cna't stand this, we're leaving now! *SLAM*
[(-10:56:04 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *sniff*
[(-10:56:16 PM-)] Becca: *throws brick through the window*
[(-10:56:30 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *gets hit upside the head*
[(-10:56:33 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Ouch!
[(-10:56:40 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Wait, who am I?!
[(-10:56:44 PM-)] Becca: HAHAHA
[(-10:56:48 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Where am I?
[(-10:56:49 PM-)] Becca: my dad i think
[(-10:56:53 PM-)] Becca: in a house
[(-10:57:13 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *psst* I was still in character
[(-10:57:34 PM-)] Becca: haha if anyone got hit in the head they'd say"ouch"
[(-10:57:46 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Of course!
[(-10:58:19 PM-)] Becca: *a note in the shape of an airplane flys through the broken window*
[(-10:58:48 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *reads the note*
[(-10:58:57 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *a single tear falls from his eye*
[(-10:59:12 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: And the paper flie through the window again*
[(-10:59:42 PM-)] Becca: *Knocks on the door*
[(-10:59:50 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Who is it?
[(-11:00:05 PM-)] Becca: Me
[(-11:00:09 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I thought you left?
[(-11:00:23 PM-)] Becca: Yes, well I'm leaving but I forgot my purse
[(-11:00:42 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You took your purse when you left. What do you really want?
[(-11:01:30 PM-)] Becca: ... Somethings from mom's room...
[(-11:01:53 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Your mom's room burnt down years ago, what are you hiding?
[(-11:02:58 PM-)] Becca: I should of told you this when I found it, but do you remember that family heirloom that went missing years ago...?
[(-11:03:32 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You took it?
[(-11:04:39 PM-)] Becca: Yes I did and I kept it in mom's room where it's safe! If I didn't take it then that good for nothing brother of mine would of and you know it! He would of sold it!!
[(-11:05:03 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: He's not your real brother you know
[(-11:05:06 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *opens door*
[(-11:05:20 PM-)] Becca: *Gasp*
[(-11:05:41 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: He's actually your son!
[(-11:06:29 PM-)] Becca: But...HOw did this happen? Was it when I was in that coma for 3 years?
[(-11:06:42 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: No, the day before
[(-11:06:54 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: When he was born...
[(-11:07:04 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: He's just not holy
[(-11:07:15 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: He put you in the coma just by lookin at you
[(-11:07:32 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You mother tried to warn you, but he got her first
[(-11:07:38 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: He dided here to death
[(-11:08:04 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I just never told you because I was afraid he'd get me too
[(-11:09:03 PM-)] Becca: *Collapses*
[(-11:10:02 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: (When you wake up, you find your father on the ground and your brother, or should I say, son standing over him)
[(-11:10:15 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: "Hey, Ma" he says
[(-11:10:23 PM-)] Becca: YOU!
[(-11:10:40 PM-)] Becca: WHy do you plague our family so?
[(-11:10:52 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I guess it's in our genes, Ma
[(-11:11:30 PM-)] Becca: Are you saying i'm evil? I have never killed anyone!! HOw dare you talk to me like that!
[(-11:11:49 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You were never in a coma, Ma
[(-11:11:59 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: That look I gave you, that awoke something within you
[(-11:12:27 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You killed more people in those three years than I could ever hope to count!
[(-11:12:39 PM-)] Becca: YOU LIE!
[(-11:12:40 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: And now you've killed your own father
[(-11:12:51 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: It's all true, Ma, look inside
[(-11:12:57 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: It's all there.
[(-11:13:39 PM-)] Becca: *FLASH BACKS GALORE*
[(-11:14:50 PM-)] Becca: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You little brat! So you found me out, what are you going to do about it?
[(-11:15:15 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I was sent here to stop you, Ma
[(-11:15:29 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: And it's just about time
[(-11:15:36 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: But I'll give you a head-start
[(-11:15:51 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: 1...
[(-11:15:54 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: 2...
[(-11:15:57 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: 3!
[(-11:16:11 PM-)] Becca: YOu wouldn't dare kill me, your own mother!!
[(-11:16:22 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Wouldn't I?
[(-11:16:36 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Killing is part of my structure as it is part of yours
[(-11:16:53 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I was trained in killing by your own father!
[(-11:17:09 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: That fool, he turned against me, he didn't know what he was up against
[(-11:17:15 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I'm glad you took care of him
[(-11:19:02 PM-)] Becca: You think you're so smart, but remember, i"m the one in charge you got that? I was thinking about letting you join me and my schemes but now, you're just na annoying kid that the world could do without.
[(-11:19:22 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I'm not a kid, Ma, I've never been a kid
[(-11:19:40 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: And I think your head-start is all used up
[(-11:19:53 PM-)] Becca: Just try and touch me!!
[(-11:20:01 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *INTENSE FIGHT SCENE*
[(-11:20:07 PM-)] Becca: (hahahahaha)
[(-11:20:31 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You have no idea what you're up against, Ma!
[(-11:20:34 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *parry*
[(-11:20:47 PM-)] Becca: NEITHER DO YOU!
[(-11:21:08 PM-)] Becca: *Claws at your face*
[(-11:21:22 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *grabs wrist*
[(-11:21:32 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You can't even touch me, Ma
[(-11:21:34 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I know you
[(-11:21:38 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *punch*
[(-11:21:40 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I am you!
[(-11:22:23 PM-)] Becca: *backs off and wipes blood trinkling down from her mouth* Lucky shot, now its time to get serious.
[(-11:22:39 PM-)] Becca: *busts out throwing knives*
[(-11:22:57 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I've got a few surprises of my own, Ma
[(-11:23:09 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *whips out a broadsword from thin air*
[(-11:23:23 PM-)] Becca: (lego broadsword haha)
[(-11:23:55 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *swings the sword*
[(-11:24:04 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You cannot defeat me, Ma!
[(-11:24:34 PM-)] Becca: (i gotta go now, i just realized the time)
[(-11:24:49 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: We'll finish this later, Ma!

To be continued...?

Becca v. Gugger Fane #1

I don't usually put the time of posts, but this time it was needed. You'll see why.

Becca (10:03:48 PM): someoone just told me "i cryed during war of the worlds"
Becca (10:03:53 PM): and thats hilarious
Gugger Fane (10:04:26 PM): There were some sad parts
Gugger Fane (10:04:28 PM): at least one
Gugger Fane (10:04:32 PM): almost
Becca (10:04:49 PM): but thats not a movie that should make you cry
Gugger Fane (10:05:02 PM): Why not?
Becca (10:05:40 PM): hahaha because its not
Gugger Fane (10:05:49 PM): If you say so
Becca (10:23:26 PM): well i do asy so
Gugger Fane (10:23:31 PM): good

Slowest response ever. I do think that War of the Worlds had at least one sad part.

11.30.2005

Melissa v. Gugger Fane #1

This one surprised me. I'm out on the internet reading Phil Kahn's blog and leaving a comment when a thing comes up about getting a new message. I accept because I need to. Because I know I needed to post it here no matter what it was. I was not dissapointed.

Melissa: HI
Gugger Fane: Hello
Gugger Fane: And you would be...?
Melissa: mee-a/melissa/jens sister/lives over aldens
Gugger Fane: ah!
Gugger Fane: Okay
Melissa: sup?
Gugger Fane: How did you get this?
Gugger Fane: And not much
Gugger Fane: Yourself?
Melissa: umm nalden
Gugger Fane: Ah
Gugger Fane: Yes
Gugger Fane: Nalden
Gugger Fane: my old nemesis
Melissa: lol
Melissa: Can ihave some Kool Aide?
Gugger Fane: Where?
Melissa: ummm weel ur paints ofcourse!
Gugger Fane: ?
Melissa: me and becca no u have some Kool aide in your pants!
Gugger Fane: !
Gugger Fane: *gasp*
Melissa: sooo....wat flavor?
Gugger Fane: Grape and orange
Gugger Fane: or
Gugger Fane: orange and lemonade
Gugger Fane: Really
Gugger Fane: anything and lemonade tasted good
Melissa: lol
Melissa: yea that is true
Gugger Fane: It is!
Gugger Fane: I am a sugar based liquid champion
Melissa: I NO!! I LOVE RANDOM COMBOS IF KOOLAIDE!
Gugger Fane: I know my kool-aids
Melissa: lol
Melissa: nice
Melissa: well....i g2g cuz im sick and tired and doing a project that is due tomorrow...so..im ogin gto finish my project and die!
Melissa: ttyl
Melissa: bye
Melissa signed off at 9:32:26 PM.
Gugger Fane: Bye
Previous message was not received by Melissa because of error: User Melissa is not available.

At the very end I was about to message "Bye". It didn't get through. And I really do like my kool-aid, although I would rather have Shaws brand any day.

11.28.2005

Nalden v. Gugger Fane #2

Nalden and I talk quite often over the internet because we don't see each other in real life all that often. When we do talk, we talk business. This is that kind of business...

Nalden: I GOT A PILGRIM'S HAT!
Gugger Fane: ?!
Nalden: In Maple Story
Gugger Fane: Awesome!
Nalden: It took me forever!
Gugger Fane: I still need to see this game
Nalden: I had to kill 500+ turkeys!
Nalden: You do
Nalden: Next time you go to my house
Nalden: By the way
Gugger Fane: Yes?
Nalden: I ROLLED UP THE KING OF ALL THE COSMOS!!
Gugger Fane: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nalden: On Saturday
Nalden: I had to be 3.5 km
Nalden: It was insane
Gugger Fane: Wow
Gugger Fane: What happened?
Nalden: What do you mean?
Nalden: When I rolled him up?
Gugger Fane: yes
Nalden: He was like "I've been rolled up!"
Nalden: "It feels really cool"
Nalden: Or something
Gugger Fane: Sounds like him
Nalden: I have to talk to some rose at some point
Nalden: And roll up 1 million rose
Nalden: s
Nalden: Because I beat all the missions
Nalden: And got all the cousings
Gugger Fane: a MILLION!
Nalden: Yeah
NaldenNalden: I haven't tried it yet
Gugger Fane: How much time?
Nalden: Don't know
Nalden: [(-07:35:48 PM-)] Nalden: I haven't tried it yet
Gugger Fane: But you might have known
Nalden: true
Nalden: I might've
Gugger Fane: Have you heard anything about the 360?
Nalden: How it crashes
Nalden: All the time
Nalden: And how Microsoft is claiming a shortage?
Gugger Fane: Yeah
Gugger Fane: They purposely made too few
Nalden: And how it basically isn't as good as everyone was expecting
Nalden: Well duh
Nalden: So they could make tons of money
Gugger Fane: I thought it was going to be good
Nalden: But now that they're crashing...
Gugger Fane: I hadn't heard about the crashings until today
Nalden: I heard about 'em Friday
Nalden: Or Thursday
Gugger Fane: I did hear Perfect Dark Zero isn't that good
Gugger Fane: like the multiplayer
Nalden: Well, they rushed it
Nalden: They rushed the launch
Gugger Fane: But it had so much promise
Nalden: had is the operative word
Gugger Fane: Rare
Gugger Fane: seriously
Nalden: Underwater
Gugger Fane: they need to get their act together
Gugger Fane: Did you see Kamio?
Nalden: Kameo?
Nalden: Not yet
Gugger Fane: Yes
Gugger Fane: well
Nalden: It looks the best out of all the 6 games
Gugger Fane: apparently you can only be a few different monsters
Nalden: O RLY?!
Gugger Fane: much different from the original design
Nalden: Yeah
Nalden: That kinda sucks
Gugger Fane: Makes me so angry
Gugger Fane: I looked forward to that game
Nalden: So, until the release of Halo 3...
Nalden: The 360 is a waste of money
Gugger Fane: which will probably also fail
Nalden: Yeah
Nalden: Too bad, too
Nalden: So much promise
Nalden: So little delivered
Gugger Fane: Microsoft...
Nalden: Just like the 200 and 2004 elections ^_^
Gugger Fane: haha
Nalden: *2000
Gugger Fane: It should have been good!
Gugger Fane: Everything new is bad in videogames
Nalden: Should have would have could have
Nalden: brbrb
Nalden: Ok I'm back
Nalden: So seriously... I don't think I'm gonna buy a next-gen system...
Gugger Fane: Same here
Gugger Fane: it seems
Gugger Fane: all the new systems are horrendous
Gugger Fane: even the handhelds
Gugger Fane: somehow
Gugger Fane: The DS looks alright
Gugger Fane: not the PSP
Nalden: What?
Nalden: The PSP looks real good
Nalden: Just needs more good games
Nalden: I'm not going to buy either
Gugger Fane: Yeah
Nalden: Becsause I don''t play portable games anymore
Gugger Fane: Same here
Gugger Fane: I want a good portable game though
Gugger Fane: I want a good game for anything actually
Gugger Fane: Did you see Radioactive Panda?
Nalden: Not yet
Gugger Fane: Apparently he is dropping color in the new strips
Nalden: Well
Nalden: He does use a lot
Gugger Fane: Yeah
Nalden: And it does take much longer to update as areult
Nalden: *a result
Gugger Fane: I guess, it kind of stinks though
Nalden: Meh
Nalden: They write some pretty good stuff
Nalden: If they'd update more, they would get more readers
Gugger Fane: True
Nalden: Less color, more updates, more readers
Gugger Fane: They need to develop characters or have plots
Nalden: A little disappointmen
Nalden: t
Nalden: Right
Gugger Fane: How's Richard coming along?
Nalden: It's not
Nalden: I have way to much work
Gugger Fane: yeah
Nalden: College Apps need work...
Gugger Fane: same here...
Nalden: I need them in by December 14...
Gugger Fane: woah
Nalden: And I still don't have recs...
Gugger Fane: for who?
Gugger Fane: YOU DON"T?
Nalden: My Guidance counselor is having surgery
Nalden: I have a couple recs kinda
Nalden: I sent a request to my English teacher and she just needs an envelope
Gugger Fane: Cool0ish
Gugger Fane: *cool-ish
Gugger Fane: Have you seen Checkerboard Nightmare
Nalden: I'm homeworkin
Nalden: I'll check it later
Gugger Fane: because you need to check it out for it's Genious use of parody and satire
Gugger Fane: sometime
Nalden: It shows the Wiki definition for Checkerboard Nightmare
Nalden: In Trillian
Gugger Fane: Really?
Gugger Fane: Wow
Gugger Fane: because CxN almost got deleted from wikipedia a week ago
Nalden: rbbrrb
Nalden: So you mentioned once
Nalden: Prison Break is on
Nalden: So I'll see you later
Gugger Fane: ah
Gugger Fane: have funNalden: bye
Gugger Fane: bye
Nalden is away at 8:01:45 PM.
Nalden returned at 8:03:04 PM.
Nalden: Never mind
Nalden: It's last weeks
Gugger Fane: Yeah
Gugger Fane: They show that instead of Arrested Development
Gugger Fane: because Fox wants babies/comedy to die
Nalden: They do have some really good shows still
Nalden: And while AD was really good
Nalden: Not enough people watched it
Gugger Fane: Well yeah!
Nalden: It was on the wrong network unfortunately
Gugger Fane: They showed it before Prison Break
Gugger Fane: what kind of marketing is that!?
Gugger Fane: It seems Stella is not being brought back for a second season
Gugger Fane: Smart comedy shows with stupid but still smart jokes just aren't for America
Gugger Fane: America needs shows like Prison Break, and 24, and Lost! ooooooh!!! What excellent programming
Nalden: Those are good shows
Nalden: Really good shows
Nalden: And so are Stella and AD
Nalden: They just need their own network is all
Gugger Fane: I don't see what is so great with Lost
Nalden: That's becasue you haven't watched enough
Gugger Fane: They don't tell you anything!
Gugger Fane: The dialogue and camera work is not that good
Nalden: You haven't seen wnough
Nalden: *enough
Gugger Fane: I guess
Nalden: You've seen all of one episode
Nalden: And everything ties in
Nalden: You need to see it all to understand it
Gugger Fane: That's what I've heard
Gugger Fane: What is so great about Prison Break?
Nalden: It's really thought out
Nalden: The dialogue is really good
Nalden: Basically it's an awesome show
Gugger Fane: I should check it out
Nalden: When it comes out on DVD or something
Nalden: Season finale is tonight
Gugger Fane: How can they have another season?
Gugger Fane: Isn't it a break out or die situation?
Nalden: Basically
Nalden: For the brother
Nalden: I don't think they're gonna get out tonight though
Gugger Fane: But what about the brother?!
Nalden: He's locked up right now
Nalden: Cause he hit a guard
Gugger Fane: Why?
Nalden: Well
Nalden: His brother was sneaking around in the breakout route
Nalden: While he was supposed to be working
Nalden: And the brother couldn't let the guard catch him
Nalden: Or else they would get found out
Nalden: And that would be bad
Gugger Fane: Do you watch 24?
Nalden: No
Nalden: But I've heard only good things
Gugger Fane: Yeah. Same here
Nalden: I might try to watch this season
Nalden: But I may have missed too much
Gugger Fane: Apparently this season is about saving himself
Nalden: Right and everyone thinks he's dead or something
Nalden: And the government's out to get him
Nalden: After he saved their ass twice
Nalden: Bastards
Gugger Fane: He has a new identity and stuff
Nalden: Oh
Gugger Fane: and is going to Canada or something
Gugger Fane: but something will obviously come up
Nalden: brbrb
Gugger Fane: and will take a full day to stop
Nalden: I need batteries
Nalden: back
Nalden: And I didn't find any :Nalden: Stupid AAA
Gugger Fane: Why the need for batteries?
Nalden: Calculator
Nalden: So, blaimog
Gugger Fane: yes?
Nalden: In all of Ted's
Nalden: He talks way too much
Gugger Fane: He does
Nalden: There's tons of blue
Nalden: And a little red
Gugger Fane: Yeah
Gugger Fane: Yeah
Gugger Fane: I thought I was messing up when I edited the last one
Gugger Fane: there was his name so many times in a row
Nalden: Yeah...
Gugger Fane: I am thinking of putting this one up
Nalden: This one this one?
Nalden: Why?
Gugger Fane: It is a typical conversation with some good things
Gugger Fane: we talk about all kinds of things
Nalden: Not really funny things though
Nalden: true true
Gugger Fane: Not really
Gugger Fane: But does it all have to be funny?
Nalden: Nah
Nalden: I guess not
Gugger Fane: I don't think Blaise remembers it exists
Nalden: haha
Nalden: 13 times in a row Ted had talked
Gugger Fane: ?!
Gugger Fane: No way
Nalden: Yeah
Nalden: I just now counted
Gugger Fane: That's just wrong
Nalden: Who'd you get recs from?
Nalden: teacher recs
Gugger Fane: Mr Whittemore
Gugger Fane: Mr Robichaud
Gugger Fane: And my guidance counselor
Nalden: Whoa!
Nalden: I just found something
Nalden: In Trillian!
Gugger Fane: What?
Nalden: There's this history button and when you press it you can see every conversation you've had with that person!
Nalden: Every conversation in Trillian that is
Gugger Fane: Useful sounding
Gugger Fane: I just made this awesome logo for the Nights
Gugger Fane: but I forgot the t
Nalden: -_-
Gugger Fane: yeah...
Gugger Fane: Trying to fix it
Nalden: What does it say?
Gugger Fane: Nights
Gugger Fane: so the "t" is pretty important
Nalden: Is that the name of the comic?
Nalden: indeed
Gugger Fane: Aren't you going to go watch Prison Break?
Nalden: It's on right now
Nalden: On the TV behind me
Nalden: Still last week's episode though
Gugger Fane: ah
Nalden: That little girl is such a jerk
Gugger Fane: who?
Nalden: Her brother took the time to set out a plate of cookies and milk
Nalden: That he probably spent a lot of time on!
Nalden: And she just rolled her eyes and replaced them with a bloomin' onion!
Nalden: Sheesh, kids today
Gugger Fane: No respect
Nalden: nyuck nyuck nyuck
Nalden: brbrbrb
Nalden: Back
Nalden: But Prison Break is on for reals now
Nalden: So see ya later
Gugger Fane: Okay
Gugger Fane: See ya
Gugger Fane: Bye
Nalden is away at 8:59:05 PM.