Vicky v. Tedward #1

Max is Vicky's Jewish mother. Or something. This is the most nonsensical conversation ever.

Victoria: MOM!
Maxwell: daughter!
Maxwell: how was school?
Victoria: you mean, SATs?
Maxwell: yeah
Maxwell: your father and i both have high expectations for you, you know
Victoria: i think i did well
Maxwell: i'm proud of you
Victoria: :-)
Maxwell: but seriously, i fucked up and signed up for october ones instead apparently...
Victoria: how do you do that?!
Maxwell: i know
Maxwell: i have found a new way to fail at life
Maxwell: lol
Victoria: i'm proud of you mom
Maxwell: luckily it was just sat2s, so i'll be able to take them in december
Maxwell: but it's like 60 bucks down the drain...
Victoria: yeah
Victoria: seriously
Maxwell: of your grandmother's money, thankfully
Victoria: g-unit!
Maxwell: yes, your grandfather, 50 cent, is also very pleased with you
Victoria: haha
Victoria: you made a "...goes to the mayor" for ben?!
Maxwell: yeah
Victoria: you are crazy insane
Maxwell: cause he posted comments on mine and jon's that said "jon + max = gnarliest pictures on myspace"
Maxwell: apparently he watches the show
Victoria: niiiiice
Maxwell: i assumed that since ben does, bode does too, so i made bode one
Victoria: wouldn't doubt it
Maxwell: and he was like "whaaaaaaaaa?"
Victoria: haha
Victoria: oh and uh... thanks for making me one!! HAHA just kidding
Maxwell: -_-
Maxwell: i'll make you one
Victoria: wake up!
Maxwell: eventually
Victoria: meh, i don't care
Maxwell: well, there IS the trifecta one
Victoria: where
Maxwell: pattio's myspace
Maxwell: in comments
Victoria: oohh
Maxwell: you all have perfect tom goes facial expressions
Victoria: i have to check it out
Maxwell: wait, go go instant message convinience
Maxwell wants to directly connect.
Victoria is now directly connected.
Victoria: i just saw it
Maxwell: errr
Maxwell: okay never mind then
Victoria direct connection is closed.
Victoria: pfft
Victoria signed off at 2:17:28 PM.