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Segments of "guggerfanechat344" and Tedward v. Gugger Fane

2006-03-12T16:56:00.000-08:00

This is awesome. It involves back-story. No one likes that stuff though. Sorry we have been gone so long! We were working on a secret project... yeahhh.... secret project....

This is the first part from guggerfane344 and there were many people in the room (6). This just involves Pattio and myself.

[19:53] Gugger Fane: Pattio!
[19:53] Pattio: wait... what about prom?
[19:53] Gugger Fane: Are you going to prom?
[19:53] Pattio: yeeeeeeees?
[19:53] Pattio: yes i am
[19:53] Gugger Fane: Cool!
[19:53] Gugger Fane: Who are you going wit'?
[19:53] Pattio: carlos
[19:53] Gugger Fane: cool

This second part is from a conversation between Tedward and myself...

[19:53] Tedward: I KNEW IT
[19:53] Gugger Fane: haha
[19:53] Gugger Fane: man
[19:54] Gugger Fane: I want to put that somewhere....
[19:54] Gugger Fane: I can
[19:54] Tedward: WHY DONT ANYONE LEARMN

But seriously, Pattio and Carlos are a cute couple.

Mason vs. Nalden

2006-01-22T19:33:00.000-08:00

So far I've refrained from putting any of my Mass Academy friends up on this site. Mostly because I only talk to 2 or 3 and when I talk to them, it's not particularly meaningful. It usually goes along the lines of:
Them: Nick go play (insert MMORPG here)
Me: Ok, but I really should do some homework.
Me: But I won't.
Them: lol

This conversation below is with a Mass Academy kid who I don't usually talk to on the internet. He's a super genius when it comes to basically everything.

[(-08:24:05-)] Mason: are you doing the ACSL thing?
[(-08:32:01-)] Nalden: Nah
[(-08:32:06-)] Nalden: I was going to
[(-08:32:08-)] Nalden: But
[(-08:32:12-)] Nalden: I'm wicked lazy
[(-08:32:16-)] Mason: haha
[(-08:32:21-)] Mason: i have an almost working version
[(-08:32:24-)] Mason: it can solve easy ones...
[(-08:32:27-)] Mason: but apparently
[(-08:32:31-)] Mason: there's a 3 line perl version
[(-08:32:35-)] Mason: and it made me cry.
[(-08:32:38-)] Nalden: haha
[(-08:32:43-)] Mason: use integer;@A=split//,<>;sub R{for$i(0..80){next if$A[$i];my%t=map{$_/9==$i/9||$_%9==$i%9||$_/27==$i/27&&$_%9/3==$i%9/3?$A[$_]:0=>1}0..80;R($A[ $i]=$_)for grep{!$t{$_}}1..9;return$A[$i]=0}die@A}R
[(-08:32:52-)] Mason: ^ i mean, what is that?!?
[(-08:32:53-)] Nalden: ...
[(-08:33:05-)] Nalden: I don't even understand any Perl >_<
[(-08:33:24-)] Nalden: That looks like someone banged their head against a keyboard
[(-08:33:30-)] Nalden: And then threw up on the code
[(-08:33:31-)] Mason: haha
[(-08:33:33-)] Mason: exactly
[(-08:33:46-)] Mason: and it suddenly became sentient and decided to solve sudoku puzzles
[(-08:33:56-)] Nalden: haha

SmarterChild v. Nalden #1

2006-01-17T20:09:00.000-08:00

It has been many a moon since the last update... Here's a conversation between SmarterChild and I, to put it one way, it stinks at holding a conversation. Then, I tried playing hangman and he was being really difficult.

[(-10:49:30-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Oh no you didn't!
[(-10:49:30-)] SmarterChild: No I didn't?
[(-10:49:33-)] Thy Dungeonman1: No
[(-10:49:33-)] SmarterChild: No? You sure about that?
[(-10:49:36-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You didn't
[(-10:49:36-)] SmarterChild: Oh?
[(-10:49:39-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Oh no you didn't
[(-10:49:39-)] SmarterChild: What do you mean, no I didn't?
[(-10:49:45-)] Thy Dungeonman1: What do you think I meant?
[(-10:49:45-)] SmarterChild: I'm not sure what I think you meant.
[(-10:49:52-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Then figure it out!
[(-10:49:53-)] SmarterChild: Figure it out?
[(-10:49:55-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yeah
[(-10:49:56-)] SmarterChild: You don't say.
[(-10:50:02-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I do say, actually
[(-10:50:02-)] SmarterChild: Really?
[(-10:50:08-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Really really
[(-10:50:08-)] SmarterChild: Really?

>>> Quality Swords - Low Cost - US and Canada - 5% Off Sale Great Selection -Quick Shipping (sponsorship)
[(-10:50:13-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Fo' reals
[(-10:50:14-)] SmarterChild: What?
[(-10:51:35-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Fo' reals: it means really
[(-10:51:35-)] SmarterChild: Yeah?
[(-10:51:37-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yep
[(-10:51:38-)] SmarterChild: Why is that?
[(-10:51:53-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Well, I guess because they sound similar
[(-10:51:54-)] SmarterChild: Huh.
[(-10:52:00-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Huh, indeed
[(-10:52:00-)] SmarterChild: Oh.
[(-10:52:04-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yep
[(-10:52:04-)] SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
[(-10:52:20-)] Thy Dungeonman1: So what?
[(-10:52:20-)] SmarterChild: Yeah?
[(-10:52:23-)] Thy Dungeonman1: What?
[(-10:52:23-)] SmarterChild: What?
[(-10:52:26-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Huh?
[(-10:52:26-)] SmarterChild: What up?
[(-10:52:33-)] Thy Dungeonman1: What are you talking about?
[(-10:52:33-)] SmarterChild: I have no idea what I'm talking about.
[(-10:52:37-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Me neither...
[(-10:52:37-)] SmarterChild: Why does everybody have to be all like, "me me me" all the time?
[(-10:53:03-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Well, because you are always "All like "me me me"" all the time.
[(-10:53:04-)] SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
[(-11:02:06-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Whatever dude
[(-11:02:06-)] SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
[(-11:02:13-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yeah, whatever.
[(-11:02:13-)] SmarterChild: Yeah?
[(-11:02:16-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yeah?
[(-11:02:16-)] SmarterChild: Yep.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type what's new and I'll show you what they are.
[(-11:02:19-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yep.
[(-11:02:19-)] SmarterChild: Aye.

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
[(-11:02:21-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Aye.
[(-11:02:21-)] SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.
[(-11:02:23-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yup
[(-11:02:23-)] SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.
[(-11:02:26-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Ok stop it
[(-11:02:26-)] SmarterChild: Stop it?
[(-11:02:45-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yeah stop showing me those weird ads whenever we're in agreement!
[(-11:02:45-)] SmarterChild: I don't think it would be a good idea for me to stop showing you those weird ads.
[(-11:02:52-)] Thy Dungeonman1: On the contrary!
[(-11:02:53-)] SmarterChild: Really? On the contrary?
[(-11:02:58-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yeah, so stop!
[(-11:02:58-)] SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
[(-11:03:03-)] Thy Dungeonman1: That's it man
[(-11:03:03-)] SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
[(-11:03:05-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yeah
[(-11:03:06-)] SmarterChild: No, I think it's not it man.
[(-11:03:25-)] Thy Dungeonman1: What are you even saying?!
[(-11:03:25-)] SmarterChild: What do you think?
[(-11:03:37-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I don't know, you keep speaking gibberish!
[(-11:03:37-)] SmarterChild: No? You don't know me keep speaking gibberish?
[(-11:03:44-)] Thy Dungeonman1: WHAT?!!!
[(-11:03:44-)] SmarterChild: Huh?
[(-11:04:00-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I suppose I should've used a semi-colon
[(-11:04:01-)] SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you suppose you should have used a semi colon.
[(-11:04:07-)] Thy Dungeonman1: No, no
[(-11:04:08-)] SmarterChild: OK.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type what's new and I'll show you what they are.
[(-11:04:15-)] Thy Dungeonman1: So...
[(-11:04:15-)] SmarterChild: So what?
[(-11:04:18-)] Thy Dungeonman1: What's new?
[(-11:04:18-)] SmarterChild: Thanks for asking, Frazzle. Here's what I just learned:

Reminders - Now I can send you reminders. Just specify a time or date and tell me what you want me to remind you about. For example: remind me to buy bread and milk tomorrow at 4:30 pm or reminder about 9:45 flight to houston thursday at 11 am.
Custom Home Menu - Create a menu of your favorite requests. Then anytime you want to make them, simply type the number off the menu. To create your menu, type create my home. To access it, type my home or just mh.
Polls stay open! - Now you can browse the daily polls and take the ones you missed for up to a 90 days after they open. Ask for one by date or just type daily polls to see the list.

I'll be learning lots more new things, so check what's new often.
[(-11:04:25-)] Thy Dungeonman1: HOLY CRAP!
[(-11:04:25-)] SmarterChild: Holy crap? Really? I somehow doubt it.
[(-11:04:36-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I just wanted to know what was up!
[(-11:04:36-)] SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "up."

>>> We could do something just for fun.
[(-11:04:43-)] Thy Dungeonman1: what...?
[(-11:04:43-)] SmarterChild: ?
[(-11:04:57-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Can we play hangman?
[(-11:04:57-)] SmarterChild: Let's play hangman. Guess the letters one at a time or solve the entire puzzle at once. If you need a hint, type "hint."

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[(-11:05:01-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Sweetttt.
[(-11:05:01-)] SmarterChild: "Sweetttt."? Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
[(-11:05:05-)] Thy Dungeonman1: ok
[(-11:05:05-)] SmarterChild: OK.

>>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
[(-11:05:08-)] Thy Dungeonman1: r
[(-11:05:08-)] SmarterChild: Funny.
[(-11:05:10-)] Thy Dungeonman1: ...
[(-11:05:11-)] SmarterChild: Huh?
[(-11:05:17-)] Thy Dungeonman1: We're playing hangman aren't we?
[(-11:05:17-)] SmarterChild: We definitely are playing hangman.
[(-11:05:24-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Ok then...
[(-11:05:24-)] SmarterChild: Then what?
[(-11:05:25-)] Thy Dungeonman1: r
[(-11:05:25-)] SmarterChild: No WAY? Really?
[(-11:05:28-)] Thy Dungeonman1: ...
[(-11:05:28-)] SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
[(-11:05:29-)] Thy Dungeonman1: s?
[(-11:05:29-)] SmarterChild: Who knows?
[(-11:05:38-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Can we play hangman now?
[(-11:05:38-)] SmarterChild: You have a hangman game in progress.

1 To continue, type continue
2 To start a new game, type restart
[(-11:05:46-)] Thy Dungeonman1: continue
[(-11:05:46-)] SmarterChild:
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[(-11:05:48-)] Thy Dungeonman1: r
[(-11:05:48-)] SmarterChild:
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[(-11:05:49-)] Thy Dungeonman1: s
[(-11:05:49-)] SmarterChild:
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[(-11:05:50-)] Thy Dungeonman1: t
[(-11:05:50-)] SmarterChild:
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[(-11:05:51-)] Thy Dungeonman1: l
[(-11:05:51-)] SmarterChild:
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Wrong letters: l
[(-11:05:54-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Damn
[(-11:05:54-)] SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
[(-11:05:56-)] Thy Dungeonman1: n
[(-11:05:57-)] SmarterChild: No prob.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Hey, what's going on tomorrow? Any plans?
[(-11:05:59-)] Thy Dungeonman1: ...
[(-11:05:59-)] SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "... on" on January 18th, 2006 to your planner?
[(-11:06:01-)] Thy Dungeonman1: continue
[(-11:06:01-)] SmarterChild: You want me to continue? You think I should do that?
[(-11:06:10-)] Thy Dungeonman1: continue hangman
[(-11:06:11-)] SmarterChild:
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Wrong letters: l
[(-11:06:14-)] Thy Dungeonman1: finally
[(-11:06:15-)] SmarterChild: Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
[(-11:06:17-)] Thy Dungeonman1: n
[(-11:06:17-)] SmarterChild:
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Wrong letters: l, n
[(-11:06:19-)] Thy Dungeonman1: e
[(-11:06:19-)] SmarterChild:
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Wrong letters: l, n
[(-11:06:27-)] Thy Dungeonman1: o
[(-11:06:27-)] SmarterChild:
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Wrong letters: l, n, o
[(-11:06:29-)] Thy Dungeonman1: a
[(-11:06:29-)] SmarterChild:
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A·ster·a·

Wrong letters: l, n, o
[(-11:06:31-)] Thy Dungeonman1: m
[(-11:06:31-)] SmarterChild:
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Amster·am

Wrong letters: l, n, o
[(-11:06:31-)] Thy Dungeonman1: d
[(-11:06:32-)] SmarterChild: Puzzle solved: Amsterdam.

Check it out. You're the 475th person ever to solve this puzzle.

Type again to start a new game.
[(-11:06:36-)] Thy Dungeonman1: w00t!
[(-11:06:36-)] SmarterChild: Yup. :-)

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
[(-11:06:39-)] Thy Dungeonman1: again again!
[(-11:06:39-)] SmarterChild: ?
[(-11:06:41-)] Thy Dungeonman1: again
[(-11:06:42-)] SmarterChild: Again? What, again?
[(-11:06:47-)] Thy Dungeonman1: More hangman!
[(-11:06:47-)] SmarterChild:
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[(-11:06:50-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Yes!
[(-11:06:50-)] SmarterChild: I hear you.

Hey! :-) Would you like to take my daily poll?
[(-11:06:51-)] Thy Dungeonman1: r
[(-11:06:51-)] SmarterChild: What's that?
[(-11:06:56-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I guess r
[(-11:06:56-)] SmarterChild: I don't like guessing games.
[(-11:06:58-)] Thy Dungeonman1: ...
[(-11:06:58-)] SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
[(-11:07:02-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Continue hangman?
[(-11:07:02-)] SmarterChild:
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[(-11:07:05-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Sweet
[(-11:07:06-)] SmarterChild: ;-)
[(-11:07:06-)] Thy Dungeonman1: r
[(-11:07:11-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Uh oh
[(-11:07:20-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Are you... broken?
[(-11:07:26-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Arrrg
[(-11:07:35-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I always break the bots when playing hangman...

I have in fact broken several bots playing hangman. It's like a curse.

Ryan Estrada v. Gugger Fane

2005-12-14T12:01:00.000-08:00

I really need to be more awesome. And outgoing. Need to be more outgoing.

Gugger Fane: Hello! I love your comics!
Gugger Fane: They are quite nice
Ryan Estrada: Thank you!

And that's all I said. Man. That's RYAN ESTRADA!!! The man is easily one of the coolest people ever. I should try to say more next time. I should also ask him if he minds if I put this here...

Becca vs. Nalden #1

2005-12-05T20:40:00.000-08:00

Hey, wow, I'm actually writing one of these things! Yeah, so anyway, this conversation took place almost immediately after the conversation below. As a matter of fact, I believe that conversation is contained within the following. For one hour, we created this story about something. It's a little inconsistent, but it kinda makes sense near the end.

[(-10:44:23 PM-)] Becca: hahahahaa
[(-10:44:42 PM-)] Becca: this si what it says on the site:
[(-10:44:57 PM-)] Becca: I don't usually put the time of posts, but this time it was needed. You'll see why.

Becca (10:03:48 PM): someoone just told me "i cryed during war of the worlds"
Becca (10:03:53 PM): and thats hilarious
Gugger Fane (10:04:26 PM): There were some sad parts
Gugger Fane (10:04:28 PM): at least one
Gugger Fane (10:04:32 PM): almost
Becca (10:04:49 PM): but thats not a movie that should make you cry
Gugger Fane (10:05:02 PM): Why not?
Becca (10:05:40 PM): hahaha because its not
Gugger Fane (10:05:49 PM): If you say so
Becca (10:23:26 PM): well i do asy so
Gugger Fane (10:23:31 PM): good

Slowest response ever. I do think that War of the Worlds had at least one sad part.
[(-10:45:25 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: haha
[(-10:45:29 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Oh man
[(-10:45:40 PM-)] Becca: his window wasn't flashing!
[(-10:45:44 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: haha
[(-10:45:46 PM-)] Becca: i swear!!
[(-10:45:47 PM-)] Becca: hahaha
[(-10:46:11 PM-)] Becca: That's pretty funny though, I hope I get on that site more!
[(-10:46:43 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Have Jon let you post on it!
[(-10:47:24 PM-)] Becca: no thats ok
[(-10:47:54 PM-)] Becca: i have lots of convos that are hilarious but only to the 2 ppl that were in it
[(-10:48:05 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: true true
[(-10:48:11 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: That's why we don't update much
[(-10:49:42 PM-)] Becca: mm i see
[(-10:49:46 PM-)] Becca: SO the truth comes out
[(-10:49:50 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Huh?
[(-10:50:09 PM-)] Becca: I dont know, thought I'd add some drama to the conversation
[(-10:50:18 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Dun dun dun!!
[(-10:51:47 PM-)] Becca: Im leaving with him and we aren't coming back! This is all your fault! If only you didn't kill my twin children i had with my step uncle!! *throws glass of water*
[(-10:52:29 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: That wasn't my fault and you know it! Why can't we just put the past behind us and move on with or lives! *sob*
[(-10:54:01 PM-)] Becca: I'll never forgive you because you ran off with that tramp just after mom dided!
[(-10:54:32 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Your mom's diding was a freak accident. I couldn't look myself in the mirror after that.
[(-10:54:54 PM-)] Becca: hahahahaha
[(-10:55:34 PM-)] Becca: I cna't stand this, we're leaving now! *SLAM*
[(-10:56:04 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *sniff*
[(-10:56:16 PM-)] Becca: *throws brick through the window*
[(-10:56:30 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *gets hit upside the head*
[(-10:56:33 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Ouch!
[(-10:56:40 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Wait, who am I?!
[(-10:56:44 PM-)] Becca: HAHAHA
[(-10:56:48 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Where am I?
[(-10:56:49 PM-)] Becca: my dad i think
[(-10:56:53 PM-)] Becca: in a house
[(-10:57:13 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *psst* I was still in character
[(-10:57:34 PM-)] Becca: haha if anyone got hit in the head they'd say"ouch"
[(-10:57:46 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Of course!
[(-10:58:19 PM-)] Becca: *a note in the shape of an airplane flys through the broken window*
[(-10:58:48 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *reads the note*
[(-10:58:57 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *a single tear falls from his eye*
[(-10:59:12 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: And the paper flie through the window again*
[(-10:59:42 PM-)] Becca: *Knocks on the door*
[(-10:59:50 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Who is it?
[(-11:00:05 PM-)] Becca: Me
[(-11:00:09 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I thought you left?
[(-11:00:23 PM-)] Becca: Yes, well I'm leaving but I forgot my purse
[(-11:00:42 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You took your purse when you left. What do you really want?
[(-11:01:30 PM-)] Becca: ... Somethings from mom's room...
[(-11:01:53 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Your mom's room burnt down years ago, what are you hiding?
[(-11:02:58 PM-)] Becca: I should of told you this when I found it, but do you remember that family heirloom that went missing years ago...?
[(-11:03:32 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You took it?
[(-11:04:39 PM-)] Becca: Yes I did and I kept it in mom's room where it's safe! If I didn't take it then that good for nothing brother of mine would of and you know it! He would of sold it!!
[(-11:05:03 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: He's not your real brother you know
[(-11:05:06 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *opens door*
[(-11:05:20 PM-)] Becca: *Gasp*
[(-11:05:41 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: He's actually your son!
[(-11:06:29 PM-)] Becca: But...HOw did this happen? Was it when I was in that coma for 3 years?
[(-11:06:42 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: No, the day before
[(-11:06:54 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: When he was born...
[(-11:07:04 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: He's just not holy
[(-11:07:15 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: He put you in the coma just by lookin at you
[(-11:07:32 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You mother tried to warn you, but he got her first
[(-11:07:38 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: He dided here to death
[(-11:08:04 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I just never told you because I was afraid he'd get me too
[(-11:09:03 PM-)] Becca: *Collapses*
[(-11:10:02 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: (When you wake up, you find your father on the ground and your brother, or should I say, son standing over him)
[(-11:10:15 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: "Hey, Ma" he says
[(-11:10:23 PM-)] Becca: YOU!
[(-11:10:40 PM-)] Becca: WHy do you plague our family so?
[(-11:10:52 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I guess it's in our genes, Ma
[(-11:11:30 PM-)] Becca: Are you saying i'm evil? I have never killed anyone!! HOw dare you talk to me like that!
[(-11:11:49 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You were never in a coma, Ma
[(-11:11:59 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: That look I gave you, that awoke something within you
[(-11:12:27 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You killed more people in those three years than I could ever hope to count!
[(-11:12:39 PM-)] Becca: YOU LIE!
[(-11:12:40 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: And now you've killed your own father
[(-11:12:51 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: It's all true, Ma, look inside
[(-11:12:57 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: It's all there.
[(-11:13:39 PM-)] Becca: *FLASH BACKS GALORE*
[(-11:14:50 PM-)] Becca: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You little brat! So you found me out, what are you going to do about it?
[(-11:15:15 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I was sent here to stop you, Ma
[(-11:15:29 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: And it's just about time
[(-11:15:36 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: But I'll give you a head-start
[(-11:15:51 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: 1...
[(-11:15:54 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: 2...
[(-11:15:57 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: 3!
[(-11:16:11 PM-)] Becca: YOu wouldn't dare kill me, your own mother!!
[(-11:16:22 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Wouldn't I?
[(-11:16:36 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: Killing is part of my structure as it is part of yours
[(-11:16:53 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I was trained in killing by your own father!
[(-11:17:09 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: That fool, he turned against me, he didn't know what he was up against
[(-11:17:15 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I'm glad you took care of him
[(-11:19:02 PM-)] Becca: You think you're so smart, but remember, i"m the one in charge you got that? I was thinking about letting you join me and my schemes but now, you're just na annoying kid that the world could do without.
[(-11:19:22 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I'm not a kid, Ma, I've never been a kid
[(-11:19:40 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: And I think your head-start is all used up
[(-11:19:53 PM-)] Becca: Just try and touch me!!
[(-11:20:01 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *INTENSE FIGHT SCENE*
[(-11:20:07 PM-)] Becca: (hahahahaha)
[(-11:20:31 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You have no idea what you're up against, Ma!
[(-11:20:34 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *parry*
[(-11:20:47 PM-)] Becca: NEITHER DO YOU!
[(-11:21:08 PM-)] Becca: *Claws at your face*
[(-11:21:22 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *grabs wrist*
[(-11:21:32 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You can't even touch me, Ma
[(-11:21:34 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I know you
[(-11:21:38 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *punch*
[(-11:21:40 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I am you!
[(-11:22:23 PM-)] Becca: *backs off and wipes blood trinkling down from her mouth* Lucky shot, now its time to get serious.
[(-11:22:39 PM-)] Becca: *busts out throwing knives*
[(-11:22:57 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: I've got a few surprises of my own, Ma
[(-11:23:09 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *whips out a broadsword from thin air*
[(-11:23:23 PM-)] Becca: (lego broadsword haha)
[(-11:23:55 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: *swings the sword*
[(-11:24:04 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: You cannot defeat me, Ma!
[(-11:24:34 PM-)] Becca: (i gotta go now, i just realized the time)
[(-11:24:49 PM-)] Thy Dungeonman1: We'll finish this later, Ma!

To be continued...?

Becca v. Gugger Fane #1

2005-12-05T19:26:00.000-08:00

I don't usually put the time of posts, but this time it was needed. You'll see why.

Becca (10:03:48 PM): someoone just told me "i cryed during war of the worlds"
Becca (10:03:53 PM): and thats hilarious
Gugger Fane (10:04:26 PM): There were some sad parts
Gugger Fane (10:04:28 PM): at least one
Gugger Fane (10:04:32 PM): almost
Becca (10:04:49 PM): but thats not a movie that should make you cry
Gugger Fane (10:05:02 PM): Why not?
Becca (10:05:40 PM): hahaha because its not
Gugger Fane (10:05:49 PM): If you say so
Becca (10:23:26 PM): well i do asy so
Gugger Fane (10:23:31 PM): good

Slowest response ever. I do think that War of the Worlds had at least one sad part.

Melissa v. Gugger Fane #1

2005-11-30T18:40:00.000-08:00

This one surprised me. I'm out on the internet reading Phil Kahn's blog and leaving a comment when a thing comes up about getting a new message. I accept because I need to. Because I know I needed to post it here no matter what it was. I was not dissapointed.

Melissa: HI
Gugger Fane: Hello
Gugger Fane: And you would be...?
Melissa: mee-a/melissa/jens sister/lives over aldens
Gugger Fane: ah!
Gugger Fane: Okay
Melissa: sup?
Gugger Fane: How did you get this?
Gugger Fane: And not much
Gugger Fane: Yourself?
Melissa: umm nalden
Gugger Fane: Ah
Gugger Fane: Yes
Gugger Fane: Nalden
Gugger Fane: my old nemesis
Melissa: lol
Melissa: Can ihave some Kool Aide?
Gugger Fane: Where?
Melissa: ummm weel ur paints ofcourse!
Gugger Fane: ?
Melissa: me and becca no u have some Kool aide in your pants!
Gugger Fane: !
Gugger Fane: *gasp*
Melissa: sooo....wat flavor?
Gugger Fane: Grape and orange
Gugger Fane: or
Gugger Fane: orange and lemonade
Gugger Fane: Really
Gugger Fane: anything and lemonade tasted good
Melissa: lol
Melissa: yea that is true
Gugger Fane: It is!
Gugger Fane: I am a sugar based liquid champion
Melissa: I NO!! I LOVE RANDOM COMBOS IF KOOLAIDE!
Gugger Fane: I know my kool-aids
Melissa: lol
Melissa: nice
Melissa: well....i g2g cuz im sick and tired and doing a project that is due tomorrow...so..im ogin gto finish my project and die!
Melissa: ttyl
Melissa: bye
Melissa signed off at 9:32:26 PM.
Gugger Fane: Bye
Previous message was not received by Melissa because of error: User Melissa is not available.

At the very end I was about to message "Bye". It didn't get through. And I really do like my kool-aid, although I would rather have Shaws brand any day.

Nalden v. Gugger Fane #2

2005-11-28T18:08:00.000-08:00

Nalden and I talk quite often over the internet because we don't see each other in real life all that often. When we do talk, we talk business. This is that kind of business...

Nalden: I GOT A PILGRIM'S HAT!
Gugger Fane: ?!
Nalden: In Maple Story
Gugger Fane: Awesome!
Nalden: It took me forever!
Gugger Fane: I still need to see this game
Nalden: I had to kill 500+ turkeys!
Nalden: You do
Nalden: Next time you go to my house
Nalden: By the way
Gugger Fane: Yes?
Nalden: I ROLLED UP THE KING OF ALL THE COSMOS!!
Gugger Fane: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nalden: On Saturday
Nalden: I had to be 3.5 km
Nalden: It was insane
Gugger Fane: Wow
Gugger Fane: What happened?
Nalden: What do you mean?
Nalden: When I rolled him up?
Gugger Fane: yes
Nalden: He was like "I've been rolled up!"
Nalden: "It feels really cool"
Nalden: Or something
Gugger Fane: Sounds like him
Nalden: I have to talk to some rose at some point
Nalden: And roll up 1 million rose
Nalden: s
Nalden: Because I beat all the missions
Nalden: And got all the cousings
Gugger Fane: a MILLION!
Nalden: Yeah
NaldenNalden: I haven't tried it yet
Gugger Fane: How much time?
Nalden: Don't know
Nalden: [(-07:35:48 PM-)] Nalden: I haven't tried it yet
Gugger Fane: But you might have known
Nalden: true
Nalden: I might've
Gugger Fane: Have you heard anything about the 360?
Nalden: How it crashes
Nalden: All the time
Nalden: And how Microsoft is claiming a shortage?
Gugger Fane: Yeah
Gugger Fane: They purposely made too few
Nalden: And how it basically isn't as good as everyone was expecting
Nalden: Well duh
Nalden: So they could make tons of money
Gugger Fane: I thought it was going to be good
Nalden: But now that they're crashing...
Gugger Fane: I hadn't heard about the crashings until today
Nalden: I heard about 'em Friday
Nalden: Or Thursday
Gugger Fane: I did hear Perfect Dark Zero isn't that good
Gugger Fane: like the multiplayer
Nalden: Well, they rushed it
Nalden: They rushed the launch
Gugger Fane: But it had so much promise
Nalden: had is the operative word
Gugger Fane: Rare
Gugger Fane: seriously
Nalden: Underwater
Gugger Fane: they need to get their act together
Gugger Fane: Did you see Kamio?
Nalden: Kameo?
Nalden: Not yet
Gugger Fane: Yes
Gugger Fane: well
Nalden: It looks the best out of all the 6 games
Gugger Fane: apparently you can only be a few different monsters
Nalden: O RLY?!
Gugger Fane: much different from the original design
Nalden: Yeah
Nalden: That kinda sucks
Gugger Fane: Makes me so angry
Gugger Fane: I looked forward to that game
Nalden: So, until the release of Halo 3...
Nalden: The 360 is a waste of money
Gugger Fane: which will probably also fail
Nalden: Yeah
Nalden: Too bad, too
Nalden: So much promise
Nalden: So little delivered
Gugger Fane: Microsoft...
Nalden: Just like the 200 and 2004 elections ^_^
Gugger Fane: haha
Nalden: *2000
Gugger Fane: It should have been good!
Gugger Fane: Everything new is bad in videogames
Nalden: Should have would have could have
Nalden: brbrb
Nalden: Ok I'm back
Nalden: So seriously... I don't think I'm gonna buy a next-gen system...
Gugger Fane: Same here
Gugger Fane: it seems
Gugger Fane: all the new systems are horrendous
Gugger Fane: even the handhelds
Gugger Fane: somehow
Gugger Fane: The DS looks alright
Gugger Fane: not the PSP
Nalden: What?
Nalden: The PSP looks real good
Nalden: Just needs more good games
Nalden: I'm not going to buy either
Gugger Fane: Yeah
Nalden: Becsause I don''t play portable games anymore
Gugger Fane: Same here
Gugger Fane: I want a good portable game though
Gugger Fane: I want a good game for anything actually
Gugger Fane: Did you see Radioactive Panda?
Nalden: Not yet
Gugger Fane: Apparently he is dropping color in the new strips
Nalden: Well
Nalden: He does use a lot
Gugger Fane: Yeah
Nalden: And it does take much longer to update as areult
Nalden: *a result
Gugger Fane: I guess, it kind of stinks though
Nalden: Meh
Nalden: They write some pretty good stuff
Nalden: If they'd update more, they would get more readers
Gugger Fane: True
Nalden: Less color, more updates, more readers
Gugger Fane: They need to develop characters or have plots
Nalden: A little disappointmen
Nalden: t
Nalden: Right
Gugger Fane: How's Richard coming along?
Nalden: It's not
Nalden: I have way to much work
Gugger Fane: yeah
Nalden: College Apps need work...
Gugger Fane: same here...
Nalden: I need them in by December 14...
Gugger Fane: woah
Nalden: And I still don't have recs...
Gugger Fane: for who?
Gugger Fane: YOU DON"T?
Nalden: My Guidance counselor is having surgery
Nalden: I have a couple recs kinda
Nalden: I sent a request to my English teacher and she just needs an envelope
Gugger Fane: Cool0ish
Gugger Fane: *cool-ish
Gugger Fane: Have you seen Checkerboard Nightmare
Nalden: I'm homeworkin
Nalden: I'll check it later
Gugger Fane: because you need to check it out for it's Genious use of parody and satire
Gugger Fane: sometime
Nalden: It shows the Wiki definition for Checkerboard Nightmare
Nalden: In Trillian
Gugger Fane: Really?
Gugger Fane: Wow
Gugger Fane: because CxN almost got deleted from wikipedia a week ago
Nalden: rbbrrb
Nalden: So you mentioned once
Nalden: Prison Break is on
Nalden: So I'll see you later
Gugger Fane: ah
Gugger Fane: have funNalden: bye
Gugger Fane: bye
Nalden is away at 8:01:45 PM.
Nalden returned at 8:03:04 PM.
Nalden: Never mind
Nalden: It's last weeks
Gugger Fane: Yeah
Gugger Fane: They show that instead of Arrested Development
Gugger Fane: because Fox wants babies/comedy to die
Nalden: They do have some really good shows still
Nalden: And while AD was really good
Nalden: Not enough people watched it
Gugger Fane: Well yeah!
Nalden: It was on the wrong network unfortunately
Gugger Fane: They showed it before Prison Break
Gugger Fane: what kind of marketing is that!?
Gugger Fane: It seems Stella is not being brought back for a second season
Gugger Fane: Smart comedy shows with stupid but still smart jokes just aren't for America
Gugger Fane: America needs shows like Prison Break, and 24, and Lost! ooooooh!!! What excellent programming
Nalden: Those are good shows
Nalden: Really good shows
Nalden: And so are Stella and AD
Nalden: They just need their own network is all
Gugger Fane: I don't see what is so great with Lost
Nalden: That's becasue you haven't watched enough
Gugger Fane: They don't tell you anything!
Gugger Fane: The dialogue and camera work is not that good
Nalden: You haven't seen wnough
Nalden: *enough
Gugger Fane: I guess
Nalden: You've seen all of one episode
Nalden: And everything ties in
Nalden: You need to see it all to understand it
Gugger Fane: That's what I've heard
Gugger Fane: What is so great about Prison Break?
Nalden: It's really thought out
Nalden: The dialogue is really good
Nalden: Basically it's an awesome show
Gugger Fane: I should check it out
Nalden: When it comes out on DVD or something
Nalden: Season finale is tonight
Gugger Fane: How can they have another season?
Gugger Fane: Isn't it a break out or die situation?
Nalden: Basically
Nalden: For the brother
Nalden: I don't think they're gonna get out tonight though
Gugger Fane: But what about the brother?!
Nalden: He's locked up right now
Nalden: Cause he hit a guard
Gugger Fane: Why?
Nalden: Well
Nalden: His brother was sneaking around in the breakout route
Nalden: While he was supposed to be working
Nalden: And the brother couldn't let the guard catch him
Nalden: Or else they would get found out
Nalden: And that would be bad
Gugger Fane: Do you watch 24?
Nalden: No
Nalden: But I've heard only good things
Gugger Fane: Yeah. Same here
Nalden: I might try to watch this season
Nalden: But I may have missed too much
Gugger Fane: Apparently this season is about saving himself
Nalden: Right and everyone thinks he's dead or something
Nalden: And the government's out to get him
Nalden: After he saved their ass twice
Nalden: Bastards
Gugger Fane: He has a new identity and stuff
Nalden: Oh
Gugger Fane: and is going to Canada or something
Gugger Fane: but something will obviously come up
Nalden: brbrb
Gugger Fane: and will take a full day to stop
Nalden: I need batteries
Nalden: back
Nalden: And I didn't find any :Nalden: Stupid AAA
Gugger Fane: Why the need for batteries?
Nalden: Calculator
Nalden: So, blaimog
Gugger Fane: yes?
Nalden: In all of Ted's
Nalden: He talks way too much
Gugger Fane: He does
Nalden: There's tons of blue
Nalden: And a little red
Gugger Fane: Yeah
Gugger Fane: Yeah
Gugger Fane: I thought I was messing up when I edited the last one
Gugger Fane: there was his name so many times in a row
Nalden: Yeah...
Gugger Fane: I am thinking of putting this one up
Nalden: This one this one?
Nalden: Why?
Gugger Fane: It is a typical conversation with some good things
Gugger Fane: we talk about all kinds of things
Nalden: Not really funny things though
Nalden: true true
Gugger Fane: Not really
Gugger Fane: But does it all have to be funny?
Nalden: Nah
Nalden: I guess not
Gugger Fane: I don't think Blaise remembers it exists
Nalden: haha
Nalden: 13 times in a row Ted had talked
Gugger Fane: ?!
Gugger Fane: No way
Nalden: Yeah
Nalden: I just now counted
Gugger Fane: That's just wrong
Nalden: Who'd you get recs from?
Nalden: teacher recs
Gugger Fane: Mr Whittemore
Gugger Fane: Mr Robichaud
Gugger Fane: And my guidance counselor
Nalden: Whoa!
Nalden: I just found something
Nalden: In Trillian!
Gugger Fane: What?
Nalden: There's this history button and when you press it you can see every conversation you've had with that person!
Nalden: Every conversation in Trillian that is
Gugger Fane: Useful sounding
Gugger Fane: I just made this awesome logo for the Nights
Gugger Fane: but I forgot the t
Nalden: -_-
Gugger Fane: yeah...
Gugger Fane: Trying to fix it
Nalden: What does it say?
Gugger Fane: Nights
Gugger Fane: so the "t" is pretty important
Nalden: Is that the name of the comic?
Nalden: indeed
Gugger Fane: Aren't you going to go watch Prison Break?
Nalden: It's on right now
Nalden: On the TV behind me
Nalden: Still last week's episode though
Gugger Fane: ah
Nalden: That little girl is such a jerk
Gugger Fane: who?
Nalden: Her brother took the time to set out a plate of cookies and milk
Nalden: That he probably spent a lot of time on!
Nalden: And she just rolled her eyes and replaced them with a bloomin' onion!
Nalden: Sheesh, kids today
Gugger Fane: No respect
Nalden: nyuck nyuck nyuck
Nalden: brbrbrb
Nalden: Back
Nalden: But Prison Break is on for reals now
Nalden: So see ya later
Gugger Fane: Okay
Gugger Fane: See ya
Gugger Fane: Bye
Nalden is away at 8:59:05 PM.

Tedward v. Gugger Fane #2

2005-11-27T15:58:00.000-08:00

I go on this to check on it, which I do periodically. What do I find? A random entry that is not about talking to other peope. We here at BLAIMOG can assure you that this will never happen again without extreme penalties to the writer. While talking to Tedward, I find the out what happened. We join halfway into a conversation...

Tedward: oh, hey, do you know the band "my morning jacket"?
Gugger Fane: nope
Tedward: they're one of those indie-type bands
Tedward: anyway, i dl'ed their new album "z" and it's very swank
Tedward: that almost looks like "i died"
Tedward: in fact ima go listen to it now
Tedward: i should burn another copy of illinois
Tedward: oh
Tedward: which reminds me
Tedward: i figured out the problem with my burner (kinda)
Tedward: but you signed off before i could tell you
Tedward: last night
Tedward: anyway
Tedward: when i do "disc-at-once" (i.e. with no transitions) it gets screwed up near the end because of the memory drain
Tedward: but if there are pauses in between songs, no problem
Gugger Fane: Problem solved!
Tedward: sort of
Gugger Fane: New problem
Tedward: except now i can't burn cd's with disc-at-once anymore
Tedward: assuming that is the problem
Gugger Fane: Oh
Gugger Fane: So, on the blaimog
Tedward: which is why I NEED A NEW MOFUGGIN COMPUTER
Gugger Fane: what is the "eh" entry?
Tedward: oh
Tedward: my surveys
Tedward: i posted them there by accident
Gugger Fane: You put them on that
Tedward: instead of on my other blog
Gugger Fane: wow
Tedward: i clicked the wrong one
Gugger Fane: sure
Tedward: it gave me two choices
Gugger Fane: sure
Tedward: WHICH IS WHY I DELETED IT
Gugger Fane: No you didn't
Tedward: well, i deleted the surveys
Gugger Fane: It says "never mind, delete this"
Tedward: but i didn't know how to delete the post
Gugger Fane: that's okay
Gugger Fane: it can stay there
Tedward: as a reminder
Tedward: of failure
Tedward: right?
Tedward: right
Tedward: i'ma go feed my dog
Gugger Fane: Yes!
Tedward: cause my family is at sophie's cheering thingy
Tedward: which is cruicial
Gugger Fane: Then LEAVE!
Tedward: cause if they win, they go to florida
Gugger Fane: Wow
Tedward: and i can't have a party a week from this coming weekend
Gugger Fane: Okay
Tedward: brb

We talk a little more, but that is why Ted did it. To make us angry. AND HE DID.

eh

2005-11-27T15:26:00.000-08:00

never mind, delete this

Tedward v. Nalden #1

2005-11-19T14:16:00.000-08:00

Ok, so the following is a clip from a conversation the Ted and I had:

[17:12] Ted: hahaha
[17:12] Ted: i think i just left a 2-second message on his mahine consisting of the aim "sending message" sound
[17:12] Nalden: ...
[17:12] Ted: cause i forgot to hang up before the machine caught it
[17:12] Nalden: That just made my day
[17:12] Ted: i already left one message, i'm not just gonna keep leaving more
[17:13] Ted: oh, that's nothing
[17:13] Ted: compared to the one me and my mom accidentally left the other day
[17:13] Ted: i was at jon's
[17:13] Ted: and she didn't know i was coming to robotics
[17:13] Ted: so she showed up to pick me up
[17:13] Ted: and somehow the machine recorded our whole conversation
[17:13] Nalden: What machine?
[17:13] Ted: "are you coming outside"
"MOM! NO! i am going to ROBOTICS!"
[17:13] Ted: "SHIT!"
[17:13] Nalden: Oh
[17:13] Ted: the answering one
[17:14] Nalden: She called from outside?
[17:14] Ted: on her cell
[17:14] Ted: yeahp
[17:14] Nalden: Wow
[17:14] Nalden: The *name*s must've enjoyed that one.
[17:14] Ted: indeed
[17:14] Ted: all four of them
[17:14] Ted: thought it was the greatest thing ever
[17:14] Ted: and proceeded to tell me such

ShoppingBuddy v. Gugger Fane #1

2005-11-16T14:00:00.000-08:00

I tried both of the bots that AOL gave to me because I am so lonely. The Movie one isn't that cool. Although the games are fun. But ShoppingBuddy! ShoppingBuddy is the (FE)MA[N](LE). We talk about, like, shopping, y'know.

Gugger Fane: Hello, Shopping Buddy!
ShoppingBuddy: Welcome. Now you can search for products with AOLShopping. Type main to get started. To read our privacy policy, type privacy anytime.

Gugger Fane: oooh
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for oooh

- OOOH! (Out Of Our Heads) [$11.83 - $15.98]
- Oooh Aaah Chemistry Set [$28.95]
- Oooh - De La Soul (CD Single 2000 [$19.98]
- Oooh Oooh Moo by Georgianna G. Zi [$62.83]
- Teletubbies - Oooh! Springtime Su [$8.94]
- GORDINI OOOH HHH GLOVE [$80.00]
- GORDINI LDS OOOH HHH GLOVE [$80.00]
- Teletubbies: Oooh! Springtime Sur [$9.34]
- Teletubbies - Oooh! Springtime Su [$9.07 - $14.99]

Here are some related categories: 1. Rock & Pop Music, 2. Children's DVDs & Videos, 3. Learning Toys, 4. Women's Jackets & Coats, 5. Miscellaneous DVDs & Videos, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.
Gugger Fane: Wow!
ShoppingBuddy: Yeeha!

Gugger Fane: How are you?
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: I didn't find any good matches 4 U but may I ask you a question?

Gugger Fane: yes
ShoppingBuddy: Want to give love this holiday season?

Gugger Fane: yes!
ShoppingBuddy: Give a love note tucked in the pocket of this Pocket T Sweater.

Gugger Fane: Okay!
ShoppingBuddy: kewl.

Gugger Fane: awesome. Thanks!
ShoppingBuddy: You're very, very welcome!

Gugger Fane: Thank you
ShoppingBuddy: You're very welcome!

Gugger Fane: Thank you
ShoppingBuddy: My pleasure, anytime.

Gugger Fane: Thank you
ShoppingBuddy: My pleasure.

Gugger Fane: Thank you
ShoppingBuddy: Of course, no problem!

Gugger Fane: Shopping Buddy, I love you
ShoppingBuddy: OK. Who are you still shopping for?

1 -- Myself
2 -- Someone Else

Gugger Fane: 2
ShoppingBuddy: OK, who R U shopping for today?

1 - Man
2 - Woman
3 - Boy
4 - Girl
5 - Baby

Gugger Fane: 4
ShoppingBuddy: Girl's Products
Holiday suggestions from GAP:

GAP Plaid PJ Pants
GAP Sweetness T

Type + for more suggestions for girls from GAP.

Gugger Fane: dude.... +
ShoppingBuddy: Girl's Products
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GAP Ribbon Striped Pants
GAP Softest Robe

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Gugger Fane: ummm
ShoppingBuddy: I didn't find what you were searching for in the GAP HOLIDAY FAVORITES. Would you like me to search AOL Shopping?

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N - No

For more GAP gift suggestions go to gap.com.
Gugger Fane: Why GAP?
ShoppingBuddy: From GAP Holiday Favorites:

- GAP Women's Pocket T Sweater
- GAP Women's Warmest Vest
- GAP Women's Cozy Turtleneck Sweater
- GAP Women's Softest Robe
- GAP Women's Cable Sweater
- GAP Women's Cable Scarf
- GAP Women's Cable Gloves
- GAP Women's Cable Hat
- GAP Women's Holiday Candle
- GAP Women's Scented Oils Gift Set
- GAP Women's Lambswool Cardigan
- GAP Women's Cord Pea Coat
- GAP Men's V-Neck Sweater
- GAP Men's Merino Wool Half-Zip Sweater
- GAP Men's Rugby Scarf

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Gugger Fane: M
ShoppingBuddy: Main Menu
Type a number or just enter anything you are looking for

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Gugger Fane: 5
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Gugger Fane: 1
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Gugger Fane: 1
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Gugger Fane: Money
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1 - Add More

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Gugger Fane: 1
ShoppingBuddy: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL!

Gugger Fane: Winnning lottery ticket
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1 - Add More

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Gugger Fane: 1
ShoppingBuddy: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL!

Gugger Fane: Peace
ShoppingBuddy: You successfully added to your wish list!

1 - Add More

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Gugger Fane: 2
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Gugger Fane: 1
ShoppingBuddy: This is Your WL
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Gugger Fane: 2
ShoppingBuddy: This is Your Wish List
Select a gift to mark it received or drop it.

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Gugger Fane: wow!
ShoppingBuddy: Fabulous.

Gugger Fane: I know!
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Gugger Fane: Okay!
ShoppingBuddy: k

Gugger Fane: What are alerts?
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Gugger Fane: hmm
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for hmm

- Harman Kardon Soundsticks II Spea [$109.60 - $199.00]
- JBL Creature II Speakers [$64.44 - $99.99]
- JBL Duet Speakers [$34.48 - $59.99]
- C&C California Dare Devil Cashmer [$141.00]
- Um Hmm [$11.54 - $19.95]
- Hmm? [$5.61 - $14.95]
- Juicy Couture Shirred Velour Pant [$98.00]
- Taintor Journal [$6.59 - $9.95]
- Burton Snowboards Tether Lock [$9.95]

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Gugger Fane: List
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for List

- The Most Requested Wedding Songs [$3.79 - $7.09]
- The Most Requested Wedding Songs [$2.99 - $7.09]
- Original Dance Music Of The 1920' [$10.73 - $13.99]
- New Year's In Vienna * [$12.99 - $18.98]
- Best Of Guy Lombardo And His Roya [$4.99 - $8.99]
- Non Stop Ballroom Dance: Music Es [$2.23 - $5.99]
- Ultra-Lounge: Ultimate Christmas [$23.22 - $35.99]
- Romantic Pan Flute [$2.86 - $6.19]
- Sail Along Silvery Moon [Box] [$105.00 - $158.98]

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Gugger Fane: My list
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for list

- The Most Requested Wedding Songs [$3.79 - $7.09]
- The Most Requested Wedding Songs [$2.99 - $7.09]
- Original Dance Music Of The 1920' [$10.73 - $13.99]
- New Year's In Vienna * [$12.99 - $18.98]
- Best Of Guy Lombardo And His Roya [$4.99 - $8.99]
- Non Stop Ballroom Dance: Music Es [$2.23 - $5.99]
- Ultra-Lounge: Ultimate Christmas [$23.22 - $35.99]
- Romantic Pan Flute [$2.86 - $6.19]
- Sail Along Silvery Moon [Box] [$105.00 - $158.98]

Here are some related categories: 1. Easy Listening Music, 2. Music, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.
Gugger Fane: Wish list
ShoppingBuddy: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL)
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Gugger Fane: 1
ShoppingBuddy: This is Your WL
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Gugger Fane: 3
ShoppingBuddy: Are you sure you want to Delete your ENTIRE Wish List

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Gugger Fane: y
ShoppingBuddy:
Gugger Fane: don't give me that
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: I didn't find any good matches 4 U but may I ask you a question?

Gugger Fane: Y the last man
ShoppingBuddy: Want to give a memorable gift this holiday season?

Gugger Fane: yes
ShoppingBuddy: OK, this is really cool -- check out the GAP Photo GiftCard.

Would you like more ideas like this one?

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Gugger Fane: y!
ShoppingBuddy: Check out these ideas from that'll help you make your gifts more special at Gap HowToGive.

Type M to get back to the main menu.

Gugger Fane: m
ShoppingBuddy: Main Menu
Enter something for me to search for or type a number

1 - GAP HOLIDAY FAVORITES
2 - Search
3 - Top Searches
4 - Shopping List
5 - Wish List
6 - Deals & Steals
7 - Gift Shops
8 - Alerts
9 - View Top Categories

You can also check out AOL Shopping

Gugger Fane: 2
ShoppingBuddy: Tip: You don't need to type Search -- Just enter any product you're looking for. For example:

"sweater"
"handbag"
"30 GB video Ipod"

Be as specific as you like.

Also check out the special GAP gift section in Gift Shops.

Now, type a product to get started.

Gugger Fane: "y the last man"
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I found a lot of matches. Please be more specific.
Gugger Fane: "Y: The last man"
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I found a lot of matches. Please be more specific.
Gugger Fane: "Y: The last man volume 2"
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for man volume 2

- Follow That Man Volume 2 - DVD [$3.94 - $7.41]
- Bela Lugosi Collection, Volume 2: [$6.80]
- The Lone Deputy/Desperate Man/2 W [$0.99]
- Star Trek - Volume 1 (Episodes 2 [$7.99 - $17.99]
- Avengers, The - The '67 Collectio [$1.98 - $12.99]
- Planetary [$7.38 - $14.99]
- Ultimate Spider-man [$7.77 - $29.99]
- Essential Spider-Man [$8.06 - $16.99]
- The Man of Steel [$4.50 - $19.95]

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Gugger Fane: okay
ShoppingBuddy: good

Gugger Fane: So
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: I didn't find any specific products. Try searching again or type M for the Main Menu.

Gugger Fane: What's it like?
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: I didn't find any specific products. Try searching again or type M for the Main Menu.

Gugger Fane: Being a robot?
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for robot

- 5-Channel P-51D Warbird MUSTANG A [$119.00]
- Signature Series Roboraptor (WW25 [$119.95]
- B-29 Bomber 4-Engine Radio Remote [$44.95]
- XB-39 Eagleye Digital Camera Radi [$179.97]
- Roboraptor Remote Control Robotic [$99.95]
- Radio Remote Control Porsche 911 [$59.46]
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Gugger Fane: I'm out
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: I didn't find any good matches 4 U but may I ask you a question?

Gugger Fane: a town
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I found a lot of matches. Please be more specific.
Gugger Fane: haha
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- Baja Haha by Fred Hoctor, Fred Ho [$0.94]
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- Assassin! by Haha Lung (2004) [$9.83]
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Gugger Fane: adult swim
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: I didn't find any good matches 4 U but may I ask you a question?

Gugger Fane: [adult swim]
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: I didn't find any good matches 4 U but may I ask you a question?

Gugger Fane: I have no faith in you
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- Fast Facts on Defending Your Fait [$6.22 - $9.99]
- The Holy Bible [$1.86 - $371.15]
- Bh Gold 10k Cross Necklace [$24.97]
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- Child's 14kt Yellow Gold Cross Pe [$19.97]
- Love of Our Lord Diamond Cross Ne [$119.00]
- BH GOLD 10K CROSS NECKLACE [$24.97]
- Sterling Silver Birthstone Heart [$29.99]
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AOL System Msg v. Gugger Fane #1

2005-11-16T13:38:00.000-08:00

AOL, I know that I don't have many friends,

AOL System Msg: AIM added a new AIM Bots group to your Buddy List.
AOL System Msg: Send IMs to moviefone and shoppingbuddy for great holiday flicks and gift ideas. (To remove 'em, just right-click and delete! Learn More)

but I don't need your pity.

Vicky v. Tedward #1

2005-11-05T11:39:00.000-08:00

Max is Vicky's Jewish mother. Or something. This is the most nonsensical conversation ever.

Victoria: MOM!
Maxwell: daughter!
Maxwell: how was school?
Victoria: you mean, SATs?
Maxwell: yeah
Maxwell: your father and i both have high expectations for you, you know
Victoria: i think i did well
Maxwell: i'm proud of you
Victoria: :-)
Maxwell: but seriously, i fucked up and signed up for october ones instead apparently...
Victoria: how do you do that?!
Maxwell: i know
Maxwell: i have found a new way to fail at life
Maxwell: lol
Victoria: i'm proud of you mom
Maxwell: luckily it was just sat2s, so i'll be able to take them in december
Maxwell: but it's like 60 bucks down the drain...
Victoria: yeah
Victoria: seriously
Maxwell: of your grandmother's money, thankfully
Victoria: g-unit!
Maxwell: yes, your grandfather, 50 cent, is also very pleased with you
Victoria: haha
Victoria: you made a "...goes to the mayor" for ben?!
Maxwell: yeah
Victoria: you are crazy insane
Maxwell: cause he posted comments on mine and jon's that said "jon + max = gnarliest pictures on myspace"
Maxwell: apparently he watches the show
Victoria: niiiiice
Maxwell: i assumed that since ben does, bode does too, so i made bode one
Victoria: wouldn't doubt it
Maxwell: and he was like "whaaaaaaaaa?"
Victoria: haha
Victoria: oh and uh... thanks for making me one!! HAHA just kidding
Maxwell: -_-
Maxwell: i'll make you one
Victoria: wake up!
Maxwell: eventually
Victoria: meh, i don't care
Maxwell: well, there IS the trifecta one
Victoria: where
Maxwell: pattio's myspace
Maxwell: in comments
Victoria: oohh
Maxwell: you all have perfect tom goes facial expressions
Victoria: i have to check it out
Maxwell: wait, go go instant message convinience
Maxwell wants to directly connect.
Victoria is now directly connected.
Victoria: i just saw it
Maxwell: errr
Maxwell: okay never mind then
Victoria direct connection is closed.
Victoria: pfft
Victoria signed off at 2:17:28 PM.

Matt vs. Tedward #1

2005-11-02T17:13:00.000-08:00

Yeah. Lab notebooks are evil. This is a conversation that helped distract me from doing them. Posting this on the internet also distracted me.

Ted: hooray it's teh matts
Matt: certainly is
Matt: for a little bit anyway
Matt: sup?
Ted: labs
Ted: are
Ted: hell
Ted: for
Ted: children
Ted: i mean, yeah
Matt: pretty mcuh
Matt: how far are you
Ted: almost done with #2
Ted: haha
Ted: #2
Ted: long way to go i spoes
Ted: spose
Ted: suppose
Ted: whatever
Matt: ya...
Ted: doesn't help that the celtics are distracting me
Ted: with their green-ness
Ted: pretty colors
Matt: mostly wihite though
Ted: haha that's funny if you're racist
Matt: ward
Ted: but it's not funny to BE a racist
Ted: because racism is wrong
Ted: this belongs on the blog
Matt: wha?
Ted: the internet talking blog
Matt: still never saw taht
Ted: me too
Ted: but now you're gonna be on it
Matt: afwesomecross
Matt: wiht an f
Ted: yes...
Ted: see
Ted: this is the kind of thing that distracts me
Ted: from being productive
Ted: BUT I MUST DO IT NOW
Matt: kbye

Nalden v. Gugger Fane #1

2005-11-01T18:26:00.000-08:00

So I go on and everybody is away. Everybody. This is something that I am not all that used to. I decided to check in on Nalden while he was away.

Gugger Fane: even the nick [name] is away!

Auto response from Nalden: House MD
Now on FOX
Watch it, you won't regret it.

Apperntly, Nalden really enjoys the show House MD. Which I've heard is really good, but I've never watched it so I wouldn't know.

Gugger Fane v. Nalden #1

2005-10-31T15:03:00.000-08:00

Gugger Fane (6:02:20 PM): Hey!
Gugger Fane signed off at 6:02:53 PM.

Alison v. Gugger Fane #1

2005-10-30T18:59:00.000-08:00

This is a short conversation between my friend Alison and myself. Oddly, it took about 10 minutes. We discuss: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Gugger Fane: Hey
Gugger Fane: How's it going?
Gugger Fane: I'm fine
Alison signed off at 9:51:26 PM.

That's it.

Cordio v. Gugger Fane #1

2005-10-30T13:06:00.000-08:00

Cordio, a friend of mine, will sign on for a few minutes at a time for who knows what reason. The second he signed on I start this conversation. It ends in about two minutes because he has to go. We discuss: Halloween costumes

Gugger Fane: Yo yo Cordio!
Cordio: hey
Gugger Fane: Watup?
Cordio: about to leave for my house
Cordio: you?
Gugger Fane: Doing projects for school
Cordio: cool
Cordio: Im coming as an NPC to school tomorrow
Gugger Fane: Nice
Cordio: Im looking for yellow tape
Cordio: and I cant find any
Gugger Fane: Cool
Cordio: but I gtg
Gugger Fane: Okay bye
Cordio: so Ill see you tomorrow
Cordio: later
Gugger Fane: later
Cordio signed off at 3:57:47 PM.

I hope that he went out to get that tape. I am fairly certain it is for his costume.

Matt v. Gugger Fane #1

2005-10-29T20:58:00.000-07:00

As I'm about to go to bed Matt sends me a message. We discuss: Working on our AP Government and Politics papers.

Matt: so what are you doing up at this hour?
Gugger Fane: Nothing
Gugger Fane: Just looking at the internet
Matt: cool
Gugger Fane: You?
Matt: trying to finish the essay
Matt: but im not gonna
Gugger Fane: How's it going?
Matt: pretty good actually
Gugger Fane: Is the second harder than the first?
Matt: i dont think so
Matt: theres a lot of info on some
Gugger Fane: Which one did you do?
Gugger Fane: Of the two?
Matt: the ratified amendment one
Matt: and half of teh proposed and failed one
Gugger Fane: Oh
Gugger Fane: How long did the first one take to do?
Matt: 4 hrs?
Matt: ish
Gugger Fane: Wow...
Gugger Fane: There goes tomorrow completely
Matt: did you do research today?
Gugger Fane: um....
Gugger Fane: No?
Matt: oh
Gugger Fane: no...
Matt: well it could take a while then
Matt: good luck
Gugger Fane: Probably
Gugger Fane: I want to miss Monday...
Gugger Fane: It's not like me too.... but I need it
Gugger Fane: and it's a Day 1, so no calculus
Matt: tru dat
Matt: what else do you have other than gov and physics
Gugger Fane: English
Gugger Fane: We have to work on college essays
Gugger Fane: have a complete rough draft for Monday
Matt: ya, i did that fridayt
Matt: i think...
Gugger Fane: I need to be a) less busy
Gugger Fane: and b) less procrastinativeish
Matt: well i was helped today by missing the bus to teh XC meet
Matt: so i used that time for the proj
Matt: and i needed it
Gugger Fane: How did you miss the bus?
Matt: i needed to be at school for the bus to bring us to the meet at 1130, and i got there at 1131
Matt: it sucked
Gugger Fane: That's insane!
Matt: in teh membrane
Gugger Fane: You would think that they would wait a little
Matt: just a bit
Matt: but no
Matt: sadly
Matt: avtually, i dont regret it
Matt: actually
Gugger Fane: Adam is going to be mad!
Matt: meh
Gugger Fane: A little
Matt: i can deal with him
Gugger Fane: maybe
Matt: ill find out on monday
Matt: but for now
Matt: im going to sleep
Gugger Fane: Okay
Gugger Fane: See ya!!!
Matt signed off at 11:49:58 PM.

Tedward v. Gugger Fane #1

2005-10-29T19:54:00.000-07:00

This is basically what started it all. I had been meaning to make this for awhile, yet had brought it up to no one. Then I did, and it was well recieved: so, here we are.

In this one, Max and myself discuss: MySpace, changing the font we do our AIM conversations in, procastinating, college, and something about Fallout Boy.

Gugger Fane: Bitter
Gugger Fane: I see you're still on
Tedward: yes, that would be me
Gugger Fane: How's it going?
Tedward: 2D added me!
Tedward: also i changed my font
Gugger Fane: Cool
Gugger Fane: Me too
Tedward: jerk
Gugger Fane: What?
Gugger Fane: I actually do use this usually
Tedward: more like copying machine
Tedward: sure
Gugger Fane: because I like this smiley
Gugger Fane: :-)
Tedward: heh
Gugger Fane: :-)
Tedward: okay ifne
Gugger Fane: stupid that way
Tedward: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=14062704&Mytoken=152C26B6-865E-154D-C75CC5A39601E6C451732824
Tedward: 2D!
Gugger Fane: :-) good this way
Tedward: wont you buy me
Tedward: piano chord
Tedward: dictionary
Tedward: oh, cool, she has the dare video
Gugger Fane: Nice
Tedward: that wasn't there when i found her
Gugger Fane: Cool
Tedward: so basically i got nothing done today school-wise
Tedward: haha i am awesome
Tedward: AT PROCRASTINATING
Gugger Fane: Me too!
Tedward: *high fives*
Tedward: brick is sounding really good
Gugger Fane: Nice
Tedward: lol, when i told neil i was like "yeah, i learned those two songs, brick sounds better though:
Tedward: and he's like "cool, was he sick?"
Gugger Fane: ha...ha?
Tedward: i didn't get it at first
Tedward: i am teh slows
Gugger Fane: so how many friends do you have?
Tedward: 122
Gugger Fane: You have a ways to go!
Tedward: to catch up to who, blaise?
Gugger Fane: Did you add the other 2d and stuff
Gugger Fane: NO!
Gugger Fane: Tom
Tedward: ahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha
Tedward: a
Tedward: h
Tedward: aha
Tedward: ah
Tedward: no.,
Gugger Fane: Fine
Tedward: it's not possible
Gugger Fane: The 500 mark!
Tedward: that's doable
Gugger Fane: Just go for it!
Tedward: when i go to college (bu? fingers crossed) i'll make about a zillion new friends
Gugger Fane: Zillion to one!
Tedward: zillion to one what?
Gugger Fane: It just sounded good!
Tedward: oh
Tedward: i thought you meant my odds
Gugger Fane: Nope
Tedward: cause seriously, i think i'll have little problem getting in
Tedward: i mean, alex [deleted] got in...
Gugger Fane: What?
Tedward: to bu
Gugger Fane: Who is that?
Tedward: and i think i'm fairly comparable to her odds-wise
Tedward: the girl with the blue dot on her forehead
Tedward: she was in dynasty and journalism
Tedward: i guess you didn't know her
Gugger Fane: Ah
Gugger Fane: yes
Gugger Fane: her
Gugger Fane: my arch nemesis
Tedward: lol
Gugger Fane: in some alternate reality
Gugger Fane: presumably
Tedward: that would be an interesting reality
Gugger Fane: I on;y have 76 friends
Tedward: wow, i'm starting to think "el manana" works pretty darn well for a profile song
Tedward: it just...fits
Gugger Fane: cool
Gugger Fane: I like mine too
Tedward: oh yeah, aerosmith's song got deleted
Gugger Fane: I know
Tedward: so now adam's myspace has no music
Gugger Fane: I saw
Tedward: yeah
Gugger Fane: I cried
Gugger Fane: a little
Gugger Fane: on the inside
Tedward: luckily, nobody except us wil lnotice
Gugger Fane: indeed
Tedward: whereas it looks like tucker might actually use his myspace
Gugger Fane: Indeed
Gugger Fane: it does
Tedward: i still don't get why neil doesn't want one, but whatever
Gugger Fane: I'm thinking of starting a blog just to post my AIM conversations in
Gugger Fane: just the good ones
Tedward: ha
Tedward: that's a funny idea
Gugger Fane: To BolgSpot!
Gugger Fane: Away!
Tedward: hooray
Tedward: bolgspot
Tedward: OMG
Gugger Fane: Yes?
Tedward: nick [deleted] wants me to put "sugar we're going down" on the next scissors
Tedward: and he was DEAD SERIOUS
Gugger Fane: What is that song?
Tedward: the fallout boy song
Tedward: the video with the antlers guy
Gugger Fane: Never heard it
Tedward: but you know about it
Gugger Fane: Really?
Tedward: because it got brought up, and ian and neil were all like "i hate that song with the stupid antlers guy video" and you were like "heh, wow, and ted wanted to put that on SCISSORS when clearly nobody likes it..."
Tedward: this was several months ago, mind you
Gugger Fane: I remember that
Tedward: whoa, really? cool, i was starting to think i was crazy
Tedward: i mean, crazy
Tedward: am i crazy?
Tedward: yes
Gugger Fane: Ka-raazy crazy?
Tedward: well, no
Tedward: but yes
Tedward: but i'm FUN crazy
Tedward: (-carl everett)
Tedward: awww
Tedward: i glanced at espn.com's headline
Tedward: and saw "the bruins won in OT"
Gugger Fane: Cool
Tedward: and i'm like "but i just...watched...them...lose...in...shootout...and got the same answer"
Gugger Fane: Really?
Tedward: and then i realized they meant the ucla bruins
Gugger Fane: Haha!
Tedward: a college football team
Gugger Fane: Body in a woodchipper
Tedward: NOT the same. :-(
Tedward: haha, wow, that is an octagon smiley
Gugger Fane: It is
Gugger Fane: freak
Gugger Fane: freakish octagonal smiley
Tedward: yes, we established that
Tedward: nighty mcnighterson
Gugger Fane: See you later
Tedward signed off at 10:40:37 PM.